07-23-2009, 05:25 AM
Friday The 13th was originally meant to narrate. She insists I start us off, though. The RP will last for 5 real days. Let's start.
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The TH Act
There was too much violence in the world. Of course, this blame was placed on the horror genre. So, the government implemented the TH Act. This act is used to eliminate Horror as a whole. Basically horror video games, movies, figurines, websites, magazines, & everything HORROR is now banned! Those who boycott or oppose this act are subject to punishment. Anyone found with anything horror related, if caught, will be punished! All confirmed offenders will eventually be beaten, drugged and forced to do battle with each other on a deserted island. However, despite all government actions there was still one source of horror unaffected! This source was known as TalkHorror or TH. This is the site that inspired the TH act. The sites origins were unknown, causing nothing but trouble for the government. The members of the website and its owner, only known as Bojangles, was seemingly untouchable; despite all of the efforts by the government to obtain the rebellious group of horror fans..
All good things must come to an end...
And that's when we woke up on the island.
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Narrator: Wake up! Wake up! It's time for all good students to wake up. It's time for your lessons. I will not tolerate any whispering! You must pay attention to me and you must learn quickly. If you're a slow learner you are an easy kill.
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I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I looked around and we were all here. My close group of friends sitting in this... class room? There was a good bit of other people as well. I didn't know who they were, but it was obvious that they were in shock. They couldn't believe what was happening to them. I think they know what this is, though. I know what it is. I don't need to wait on the man up front to tell me, either. Hell, my website inspired this whole thing.
I looked all around me. My group of friends are seated the closest to me. I don't think any of us are genuinely surprised to be here. Some of us may be shocked, but not surprised. I know we all expected that this would have to happen eventually. Hell, I think some of us may have even wanted this to happen in some odd way. You just have to love the power of our own sub-conscious.
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Narrator: Here we have all of you horror fans that are ruining society as we know it. Why do you find it so hard to let go of these movies and obey the rules us intelligent adults have set for you? Now, we can all be pleased. Our society will rid itself of useless people like you and you will get to live in a horror movie of your own. We are even kind enough to supply you with the tools to make your own horror movie.
I'm sure all of you know of this law, yet you still mock us. Therefore, I am making everything very brief.
Everyone will get the following items:
Duffle Bag W/Weapon - One Random Weapon Per Person.
Duffle Bag W/Provisions - Map, Compass, First Aid Kit, Water, & Food.
Your weapon is randomly picked. You could get a really nice weapon like a machete or you could be unlucky and get a pair of boxing gloves.
Your lesson today is that you must kill everyone.
Now, let us begin with the introductions. We have a special group with us today that we have been trying to obtain for quite some time. We call them the TH group. They are the ones that inspired this law. That's right, we have them and they are here with us right now. You should all feel privileged to be in the same room as this group. This is a very dangerous and clever group. You should fear and respect them at the same time. I will introduce them first so you can get a good luck at all of their faces.
First up, we have the actual owner of the website himself. He goes by the alias of Bojangles. Come up to the front of the class, Bojangles.
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I stood up and began walking towards the front of the room. I turned around and faced everyone. Most were still in a state of shock. I took a very good look. I knew my group was ready for battle. Hell, we had talked about this act before and went through "what-if" scenarios. I just hoped that we could all stick together.... At least until the end.
Me: Hello, my name is Bojangles and I'm an alcoholic.
The room started busting out in laughter. I looked over at our "instructor" and he wasn't amused. I didn't do this for pleasure, though.
Me: I'm Bojangles. Also known as the Leader of The Damned.
I looked around the room. Staring into all of their eyes.
Me: You're all going to die today.
I looked over at our instructor and now he was amused. He was smiling and even clapped a little. He was getting a kick out of this whole thing. That's when I said my last words before leaving the class room.
Me: ... Including you.
The instructors facial expression changed. I immediately turned away. I felt a heavy, black bag hit me in the chest. It was my bag of supplies. A man in uniform pointed me towards a door that exited the class room. I jogged out the door and waited outside of the building. I knew the TH members would be coming out first, I wanted my whole group together.
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Introduce yourself, guys...
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The TH Act
There was too much violence in the world. Of course, this blame was placed on the horror genre. So, the government implemented the TH Act. This act is used to eliminate Horror as a whole. Basically horror video games, movies, figurines, websites, magazines, & everything HORROR is now banned! Those who boycott or oppose this act are subject to punishment. Anyone found with anything horror related, if caught, will be punished! All confirmed offenders will eventually be beaten, drugged and forced to do battle with each other on a deserted island. However, despite all government actions there was still one source of horror unaffected! This source was known as TalkHorror or TH. This is the site that inspired the TH act. The sites origins were unknown, causing nothing but trouble for the government. The members of the website and its owner, only known as Bojangles, was seemingly untouchable; despite all of the efforts by the government to obtain the rebellious group of horror fans..
All good things must come to an end...
And that's when we woke up on the island.
------
Narrator: Wake up! Wake up! It's time for all good students to wake up. It's time for your lessons. I will not tolerate any whispering! You must pay attention to me and you must learn quickly. If you're a slow learner you are an easy kill.
--
I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I looked around and we were all here. My close group of friends sitting in this... class room? There was a good bit of other people as well. I didn't know who they were, but it was obvious that they were in shock. They couldn't believe what was happening to them. I think they know what this is, though. I know what it is. I don't need to wait on the man up front to tell me, either. Hell, my website inspired this whole thing.
I looked all around me. My group of friends are seated the closest to me. I don't think any of us are genuinely surprised to be here. Some of us may be shocked, but not surprised. I know we all expected that this would have to happen eventually. Hell, I think some of us may have even wanted this to happen in some odd way. You just have to love the power of our own sub-conscious.
--
Narrator: Here we have all of you horror fans that are ruining society as we know it. Why do you find it so hard to let go of these movies and obey the rules us intelligent adults have set for you? Now, we can all be pleased. Our society will rid itself of useless people like you and you will get to live in a horror movie of your own. We are even kind enough to supply you with the tools to make your own horror movie.
I'm sure all of you know of this law, yet you still mock us. Therefore, I am making everything very brief.
Everyone will get the following items:
Duffle Bag W/Weapon - One Random Weapon Per Person.
Duffle Bag W/Provisions - Map, Compass, First Aid Kit, Water, & Food.
Your weapon is randomly picked. You could get a really nice weapon like a machete or you could be unlucky and get a pair of boxing gloves.
Your lesson today is that you must kill everyone.
Now, let us begin with the introductions. We have a special group with us today that we have been trying to obtain for quite some time. We call them the TH group. They are the ones that inspired this law. That's right, we have them and they are here with us right now. You should all feel privileged to be in the same room as this group. This is a very dangerous and clever group. You should fear and respect them at the same time. I will introduce them first so you can get a good luck at all of their faces.
First up, we have the actual owner of the website himself. He goes by the alias of Bojangles. Come up to the front of the class, Bojangles.
--
I stood up and began walking towards the front of the room. I turned around and faced everyone. Most were still in a state of shock. I took a very good look. I knew my group was ready for battle. Hell, we had talked about this act before and went through "what-if" scenarios. I just hoped that we could all stick together.... At least until the end.
Me: Hello, my name is Bojangles and I'm an alcoholic.
The room started busting out in laughter. I looked over at our "instructor" and he wasn't amused. I didn't do this for pleasure, though.
Me: I'm Bojangles. Also known as the Leader of The Damned.
I looked around the room. Staring into all of their eyes.
Me: You're all going to die today.
I looked over at our instructor and now he was amused. He was smiling and even clapped a little. He was getting a kick out of this whole thing. That's when I said my last words before leaving the class room.
Me: ... Including you.
The instructors facial expression changed. I immediately turned away. I felt a heavy, black bag hit me in the chest. It was my bag of supplies. A man in uniform pointed me towards a door that exited the class room. I jogged out the door and waited outside of the building. I knew the TH members would be coming out first, I wanted my whole group together.
--
Introduce yourself, guys...
and tongue wagging out of my mouth, I wink at Rose and walk out to find Bo, Briggsy, and F13.