When I was little I had no sense
I stuck my dick on an electric fence
It curlied my hair, shook my balls
It made me shit my overhauls
i was drinkin it stopped my thinkin, i got drunk on a stump while fukin peggys rump.
ahahahahhahah
here's one -
I kept missin' whilst I was pissin', shat my pants, during a belly dance!
Fucked a dog, while thinking it was a hog!
Shit on these walls, while sucking some balls!
