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"What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A Chunk."

"How do you blind an Asian?
Put a steering wheel in front of him"

"How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs"

"What do you get when a Chinese person and a black person have a kid?
A felon who cant drive"

"What do you call it when a Chinese guy was shot at Starbucks?
Cappachino"

"Why do Asians always have a whole bunch of mousetraps set up around their house?
Cuz that's how they get their dinner."

"What do you name a retarded Asian?
Som Ting Wong"

"what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker? bobby brown"

A Taiwan guy walked into a bar in USA. He saw his favorite director Steven Spielberg. He went near Steven and asked for autograph.
In reply, Spielberg slapped him and retorted "Taiwanese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Taiwan guy replied, "It was not Taiwan that bombed your Pearl Harbor, It was Japan.
"Taiwanese, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, you all are same," replied, Spielberg.
Now, Taiwan guy stood up and slapped Spielberg and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked Spielberg said, "Hey, it was iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Taiwan guy retorted, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you all are the same.


"See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao"

"Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni"

"I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?"

"This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King"

"Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo"


"He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka"

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