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yup, post random stuff here!
i has cool story.
i have this life size, 26" Chucky doll. i had it for about 8 years now. i loves it.
a few weeks ago, when i got out of the shower, i noticed the doll was facing in another direction...hmm...
and today....i swear he was standing on my bed!! unless i was sleeping and dreamed it.
either way my Chucky doll is alive.
ALL dolls are creepy hahaha..... I have a problem that gets me in trouble, I tend to laugh when I shouldn't, have been this way since I was a kid, I laugh when I am nervous. Makes me feel like a jerk

i have class in T-17 minutes!
Only one nostril is running and the other is stuffed lol how does that happen?
I bleed from my right nostril when I have nose bleeds

The ghost of a young child lives in my house. It calls me "Mom" and likes to bounce on the end of my bed to wake me up.
The pink antelope flies at dawn.
So uh... yeah... you're sitting in it...
I am obsessed with a much older man.
Hate colds that give me a runny,stuffy nose, blah...makes me feel like a little kid walking around with snot running down to my lip ( and just in case the ? is there I DO wipe it off not lick at it ) lol
bizarre_function Wrote:I am obsessed with a much older man.
I dated a guy who was my parents' age for almost a year before I met my husband. He proposed to me at one point, but I found out he was still interested in bringing this Russian "mail order bride" over to the states and I broke it off...LOL
VamprMere Wrote:I dated a guy who was my parents' age for almost a year before I met my husband. He proposed to me at one point, but I found out he was still interested in bringing this Russian "mail order bride" over to the states and I broke it off...LOL
dang that always sucks.
LOL...yeah it was an interesting time in my life...

VamprMere Wrote:I dated a guy who was my parents' age for almost a year before I met my husband. He proposed to me at one point, but I found out he was still interested in bringing this Russian "mail order bride" over to the states and I broke it off...LOL
Wow that sucks hard.
@daylight yet unseen I will not say who, but if you pay attention enough you can figure it out I tweet to and about him all the time. But I don't want to say for the sake of the fact that I said I am obsessed not that he knows about my obsession. I am apparently a stalker with an obsession for a 46 year old man and an addiction to my 22 year old girlfriend. *sigh*
I hate feelings.
My Random: No matter how hard I slap that green monkey he will not stop biting me! Heh I said slap the monkey XD
The short man that lives in my ear is telling me to light things on fire... the fire of disco!!!!
FreddysFingers Wrote:The short man that lives in my ear is telling me to light things on fire... the fire of disco!!!!
Haha YES! I love that.
And now a random quote from my blog...
"...like a vampire - well unless you count stupid ass Twilight, then he'd just be a sparkley dog that wants to chew out my jugular!" ah thank you.
MyComment and reply on YouTube, bizarrefunction1987 (me) So effin cute this Asian kid is... XD, BlackwolfD (other guy) So speaking like Yoda you are ... XD
An old tweet of mine:
Gonna do back flips on a crocodile while eating a mango tied to an elephants tail screwing a monkey!
See? I'm randomly random.
here is something TOTALLY RANDOM!
Goddamn fucking titty twistin cunt bubbled slut fingerin whore.

Friday The 13th Wrote:here is something TOTALLY RANDOM!
Goddamn fucking titty twistin cunt bubbled slut fingerin whore. 
But fucking shit licking twat tickling carpet shaving ball busting bastard.

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