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Bojangles Wrote:No one is going to give me a pet tiger?

Wish granted.
You get your pet Tiger, but it eats your ass, then it eats your whole family!.

I wish I had magical powers! muahahah!

wish granted exdev:
your magical powers include a non-controlable ability to fart flames or sweat rancid kool-aid

I wish I had a dvd library full of the classics of horror

Granted. Those classics of horror include hundreds of the worn-out, public-domain barebones editions of Night of the Living Dead, The Phantom of the Opera, Nosferatu, the recreated-with-stills London After Midnight, and a few others readily available on Alpha Video, Mill Creek boxsets, and everywhere else...

I wish I was less socially awkward

granted but your popularity comes at a cost - you are never alone in The Truman Show 2

I wish that I had a full-scale replica of the POTC's Black Pearl

Granted you get the Black Pearl but 2 weeks later Pirates invade you and rape your whole family and take the Pearl back

I wish I had Lifetime tickets to any sporting event I wanted to go to

Wish Granted. You get your wish, but on your first event a baseball hits you smack in the head and causes your brain to hemorrhage. Your DEAD.

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I wish I could have the 2010 Camaro.

Wish granted. However the car is so fast that it takes high above the earth. Unfortunately it runs out of gas and you come crashing down.

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I wish I was a millionaire.

Wish Granted.
You get your million dollars,
but you start getting an addiction to crack and coke!
Your addicted just like Tony Montana!
Eventually your world comes crashing down, as your shot down by a big black guy!

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I wish I had a pet Alien.

I wish I could meet Reggie from Phatasm

You meet Reggie the character because you have been transformed into a dwarf by The Tall Man; after mortally wounding Reg, he manages to gather the strength to blow you to pieces before dying himself

I wish Friday got her pet alien

Mr. Briggs Inc. Wrote:You meet Reggie the character because you have been transformed into a dwarf by The Tall Man; after mortally wounding Reg, he manages to gather the strength to blow you to pieces before dying himself

I wish Friday got her pet alien

lol yea... same here.
I was totally forgot about... :reddisgust:

Wish granted you get your pet alien but it quickly becomes uncontrolable and anal probes you entirely too deep until you die from your organs exploding and blood spilling out of every orifice.

I wish that I could lose weight.

Wish granted, oh you will lose the weight, you will literally melt away within a week...


I wish I was rich