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I bookmarked this thread so that when I feel depressed, I'll just read all these comments and laugh my ass off!!!!

[SIZE="6"]Zach >[/SIZE]
and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
[SIZE="6"]Us>[/SIZE]

By the way... Zach's little 'things I learned' post in the Dead Alive review...

Zach Wrote:Things I Learned From This Movie:

..There was another streetcar named "Abstinence."
..A man's sexual activity is inversely proportional to his mother's health.
..Septic is the medical term used to describe when a wound is full of Pepto-Bismol-flavored pudding.
..Rubber cement is a first aid product.
.."Shuriken" is Japanese for "porcelain duck."
..Embalming machines are nearly indistiguishable from a cotton gin.
..Zombies can get knocked up.
..Afterbirth causes radio interference.
..ALWAYS read the ENTIRE warning label on a bottle of poison BEFORE you give it to your mum.
..The best defense against the undead is a well-deployed lawn gnome.
..Electrical wire should never be used in lieu of bungee cord.

Was also stolen from a website that I go to regularly.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadaliv...l?start=56

Yup, just keeps digging a grave for himself.

Friday The 13th Wrote:[SIZE="6"]Zach >[/SIZE]
and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
[SIZE="6"]Us>[/SIZE]

LMFAO! Now that was a good one!

Momma always said, "If you cant think of it yourself...then just steal it Forrest!"

@ Freddy - DAYUM! What a FUCKING LOSER her is!
@ Lilith - NICE one!

Hey Zach.........



And my hands applaud you....

So... *Gets Comfortable*


Did you hear about that asian wannabe kid named Zach?


The boy who totally got owned on that Horror Based Website?


Oh... That kid!

LOL You guys! Check out my Fringe Wiki thread...i commented on Zachs seemingly confused post there.

Hey Zach... Come have a seat in my office PLOX.


I have some BAD.... BAD News!


You know your Blue "Reviewer" Title... Well Its'.... GONE!

[SIZE="5"]So that boy is GAY?!!!!![/SIZE]

Check out the Fourth Kind thread he comments in...found that was also a tisk...tisk shame on him..LOL

Lilith Wrote:Check out the Fourth Kind thread he comments in...found that was also a tisk...tisk shame on him..LOL

ill check it out hehe

Even Spok agrees that he is a fuck weasel.

FreddysFingers Wrote:Even Spok agrees that he is a fuck weasel.

lol limerrrr:

Bojangles Wrote:Where are you, Zachy boy?

I am here... why?

It's the Zach attack!!! Where have you been hiding.... exdev:

Didn't you hear? He's been here the whole time.

FreddysFingers Wrote:It's the Zach attack!!! Where have you been hiding.... exdev:

ahh.... :deserted:

In Egypt... lol :chuckshmucky: