Fuck it i have decided to sell up all my worldly possesions here in blighty so i can follow my dream of stalking Kristen Stewart,next time u will here of me i will have been found in a closet on the set of the new Twilight movie naked and jerking off whith a pair of Miss Stewarts socks stuffed halfway down my throat,what can i say folks i find it easier to get my kicks while being chased by armed studio guards.
Men, hide yer corn holes.
I'm still stuck on lilith's comment that there are men who are into period blood. "Red wings". I guess its not as bad as a guy who has his "black wings". Ew.
Period blood FTW!!!!
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Ew Freddy. Ew.
FTW. From the Womb?
NicoleMayCanaday Wrote:Men, hide yer corn holes.
I'm still stuck on lilith's comment that there are men who are into period blood. "Red wings". I guess its not as bad as a guy who has his "black wings". Ew.
"black" not brown...
uh - call me innocent but --
I don't get it
Black refers to a dead girl.....
I know.
NicoleMayCanaday Wrote:Ew Freddy. Ew.
FTW. From the Womb?
I love you for that!
i dont know why all of you have such a problem with robert and kristen and the whole twilight series they are brilliant!!! vampires that instead of turning to ash when sunlight hits them they sparkle...THEY SPARKLE.......hahahahahahaha what the fuck am i sayin yeah they suck ass on a whole new level....oh but on a higher note ive heard that the new saw film will have a new trap that sees one victim strapped to a chair with their eye lids glued open and placed infront of a tv screen and made to endure a twilight marathon......holy shit those saw guys know how to tap into our worst fears dont they