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[SIZE="4"]Haunted Boy Doll Brutal Perverse Destructive Nasty[/SIZE]

OMG! Of all the haunted doll stories i have read and come across, i think i have found the GRAND DADDY of them all! Please read ALL of this dolls description. You will ROFLMAO!

"***PLEASE KNOW MY DOLLS ARE THE REAL THING, DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT.***This little porcelain boy doll must have lived a terrible life, and dies a horrific death, because his haunting behaviors revolve around the same disturbing theme and details, played out over and over. An elderly lady found him in a dumpster outside of a motel. His one little arm was hanging over the top, and she saw it. By the notes left to me about this doll, the woman had the doll for a little over 2 weeks, and ended up leaving him to the Minister of the local church, whom then gave it to my Aunt. This same lady ended up in a mental institution a few months later. This doll will molest any animal, so must not go into a home with any kind of pet unless well supervised. My dog ended up attacking him, and was able to tear apart his hat before I could stop him. He is a very destructive doll, especially with anything made of paper, he loves shredding it into tiny pieces. So, keep your books safe if you'd like to read them again. This guy has the ability to send visions to you via telepathy, most of which contain graphic, vicious actions upon the totally helpless. I can't go fully into detail, but a couple instances include a young man's phallus being brutally bitten and torn off by another man, and the insertion of large, sometimes dangerously sharp objects into certain orifices of the same male's body, repeatedly. I do not advise sleeping with or near this doll, unless you want to have seemingly never ending, horrid nightmares of a perverse nature. This little guy likes to play hide and seek, and if you don't play with him, he will run up and bite you when you aren't looking. Will chew through walls and doors if locked away from his caregiver for more than a day at a time. You must be at least 18 years old and mentally competent to buy.I'll ship anywhere."

See the doll here...
http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Boy-Doll-Bru...9488955112
lmaooo
Isnt that shit just a scream? I ROFLMAO so bad! If i was elderly i probably would have for sure shit my diaper! LMFAO
hahahahahhaaha
Friday The 13th Wrote:hahahahahhaaha

I knew you would like that one...lol
LMAO
it is a good one! If only it were true, I may buy this doll and sleep with it ALL NIGHT! Confusedexdev:
Friday The 13th Wrote:it is a good one! If only it were true, I may buy this doll and sleep with it ALL NIGHT! Confusedexdev:

OMG...i dont think i would try it just for the sake of..."ya never know" lol
:fright:that's not right...
Shit, id be afraid the thing would impregnate me and then i would give birth to hellish porcelian puppies! ROFL
Lilith Wrote:OMG...i dont think i would try it just for the sake of..."ya never know" lol

hehe :jester:
Lilith Wrote:Shit, id be afraid the thing would impregnate me and then i would give birth to hellish porcelian puppies! ROFL

something just ain't right about you and even if you wanted to you wouldn't be bringing that doll anywhere near our house or else I will teach our dog to bite your butt again lol
Ruby Wrote:something just ain't right about you and even if you wanted to you wouldn't be bringing that doll anywhere near our house or else I will teach our dog to bite your butt again lol

Cookiemonster let's just *sic* Cookie on em'
I want a doll that can chew through walls and doors!!! I'd train it to guard the house!!