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She kind of looks weird at the end, though. I'd still hit it.

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I'd defiantly hit it!

Actually i wouldnt hit either one, lol i know go ahead and ask me wtf is wrong with me, lol

Lilith Wrote:Actually i wouldnt hit either one, lol i know go ahead and ask me wtf is wrong with me, lol

WHAT. THE. FUCK?........................................ we have jack 'o lantern smilies?

what's wrong with you?

Show us a pic of what you'd hit

Maxx88 Wrote:what's wrong with you?

Show us a pic of what you'd hit

LOL ok, gimme a few we are grilling out and fixng to eat.

I would never fuck Drew Barrymore.

I don't hit girls. So I wouldn't hit any of them. But now that I'm done being a smart ass, I'm not a normal guy when it comes to Woman in general; I have a lot of Lesbian friends, and girls that are Bi - Sexual, and I actually turned down "watching" for free because they were friends and it would have been weird. I've seen most of the girls I'm friends with Naked anyway because they felt comfortable around me.

A friend of mine who is totally awesome, is also really pretty, and I am one of the few guys she'd talk to because every guy she met basically only wanted ONE thing, and the fact that I wasn't like that and didn't try getting in her pants, well, she was comfortable around me. So whenever I'd be over her house, and she was getting ready, she would get undressed in front of me like it was nothing because she said I didn't ever make her feel like she was being watched. That and I could look her in the face while she was topless.

She's like very small, and if you can basically imagine a little Goth Girl that's what she looks like. So literally every guy was trying to get in her pants. One guy I know even bad mouthed me in front of her because he wanted her ass and she didn't like him, and he was like "Yea well the only reason gore hangs out with you is because you're hot and he wants to fuck you" and she put the smack down on him for daring to say something about me that wasn't good (She was protective of me) and she actually stabbed him in the leg with a pencil for saying that about me, and told him "He's seen me naked a bunch of times, and even drove me to work one day while I got changed in his back seat, and he didn't even look so fuck you he isn't a pervert".

That pissed him off pretty bad because first, ANOTHER girl he was trying to bang said they liked me more (Which is funny because I was a total fat ass and yet girls love me) and, this was the second time in a month he had to listen to some girl he was checking out say they wanted to sleep with me not him.

And he was mad because I'd been in her bedroom, and when she was getting changed, he had to leave and I didn't.

I've also turned down a...5some? This girl I met one day at the mall kept staring at me while I was outside smoking, like, her and her friend were just staring at me, and I thought "OK, you're fat, people stare" but it turns out it was because they were staring at my Bulge. I know this because she told me she was looking at my crotch the whole time while I was giving her a ride home.

She flat out told me if I wanted I could pull over and she'd do some deep throat action and I was like umm, I have a GF... Her and her friend both were going on about that, and I said no and dropped them off. She found me online one day and sent me a link to her webcam, and said she was telling her friends about me, and there was her, the girl I had met with her, and 3 other girls, and they said "Hey, if you wanna come over, we can do a 5some, just you and all of us" and I said no.

I'm probably the only straight guy alive who'd say no to that because it's not like they weren't good looking or something, they were pretty, but I had a GF who didn't even put out and still stayed true to her other than when I gave that girl a ride home she kept grabbing my junk and, after the first 3 times of me saying no, I was getting a little slower at pulling her hand away because it was REALLY hard not to want to because my GF at the time was a bitch, didn't care about me much, and never did much other than a kiss here and there, but I was with her because she was fun not because I was trying to get laid. So, the girl I said no to, started messaging me like every day and flashing me, but I said no and she was getting pissed off because I wouldn't sleep with her, and I'm like WTF why are you mad I told you I had a GF. And she said she really like me, and that basically "You're hung and you're great and the fact you aren't trying to sleep with me is a change from the usual and I want a guy like you!".

Apparently she had a major crush on me but I was still with my now ex GF.

I don't get it because I was like chubby as fuck back then and yet that girl and her 4 friends wasn't even the first time it happened. A Gothic Model I met one day at the mall wanted to bang me too and I didn't. I don't quite get how a Gothic Model, or 5 girls at once wanted to do with my fat ass, but they did.

I don't care that much about looks. Hot girls aren't always smart girls, and ugly girls, well, the same is true. I can't have stupid girls, it's annoying. I have to have a girl who's smart, and into Horror Movies, and Computers, and the same music I am. And I didn't think that would ever happen until 2006 when I met the Woman I'm Married to.

I thought that my Wife was someone playing a joke on me for like months because She was so Perfect I couldn't imagine Her being real. She knew Computers, She was into the same areas of Computing I was, and on top fo that, Her skills in some areas are strong where mine are weak, and the stuff She doesn't know as well, are my strong points, so our skills complement each other, and, She LOVES the same movies I do, and is totally into Zombie flicks.

Then there is the fact that She even is into the same music I am. Not jsut one or two bands, but in general, I like A LOT of music, and finding a girl into the same stuff is hard enough, but if I wanna listen to Techno, like Lords of Acid, and then I wanna hear Cannibal Corpse, and then The Misfits and Johnny Cash and Acid Bath and Tool and Type - O - Negative, and Nine Inch Nails, and all that, it's not easy to find a girl into ALL of those Bands....

Well, I did.... And like I said, the fact my Wife is into ALL those bands, AND into Computer Science and is Smart, Cute, and likes Zombie movies.... It took me a while to get used to the fact that I didn't have to explain what I was doing with a computer, or why I wanted to see Grind House.

I find that amazing.... And She's BEAUTIFUL.... And She's totally hot.... So all that in one package, yea, We're Married now

I think most Super models are ugly as fuck. I can't stand girls that are way to skinny. I mean if a girl is skinny but it's because she is naturally, fine, but I like a girl with at least SOME Flesh you know?

I'm not talking about like Medically fucking bed ridden woman who can't move, but a girl who looks like .... Hmmm.... OK, here is an example:

Nadine Jenssen or Jennsen, something like that; She's a German Nude Model and She is NOT skinny like most American Models. She has a tummy, She has NATURAL body parts.... I find THAT sexy. She isn't ashamed of having some tummy on her, or the fact that she has a scar on her leg. And the fact her boobs are huge is nice too lol. But I can't stand girls who get boob jobs. Fake tits are like ugly and so are rib cages.

I once told a girl to eat a fucking Cheeseburger because she was so skinny it was disgusting.

And I'm not like this because I'm chubby, either. I'm chubby still but I can still move around, and I'm not THAT big anymore. But even when I was somewhat skinny, I still didn't like skinny ass rib cage showing girls.

We could careless Beercan

Psycho Stitch Wrote:

Now shes at least edible, LOL!

I have seen better pictures, but this is the best i could find on a quick basis...now THIS is YUMMY in my opinion.

now this is one woman who will always be a hottie in my book definitely makes a good lunchable lol

Yo who are those chicks?

Bojangles Wrote:Yo who are those chicks?

Now why do you want to know? Do you like what you see? ROFL!harepopcorn:

Daylight Yet Unseen Wrote:

Oh REALLY now?!??!! lol

i love me some Gaga!

Daylight Yet Unseen Wrote:i love me some Gaga!

I had no idea you wanted to tap that ass! Woo Woo Woo lol

ha, i don't, but she is crazy beautiful!!