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23 pounds....19 inches....my cookie just gasped in horror.

Don't forget guys that vaginas have Teeth as well...vagina dentata!!

23 pounds....19 inches....my cookie just gasped in horror.

Don't forget guys that vaginas have Teeth as well...vagina dentata!!

ok...this just made things a tad more awkward to be a female in the forums.

10 feet - who had a tape measure with them that long?!

Suddenly, Teeth doesn't look so bad. Thanks Bo, thanks for temporarily making me afraid of vaginas.

FreddysFingers Wrote:Suddenly, Teeth doesn't look so bad. Thanks Bo, thanks for temporarily making me afraid of vaginas.

:fright: suddenly something came to mind....

The Penis Wants a Raise! I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
> >for the following reasons:
> > > 1. I do physical labor.
> > > 2. I work at great depths.
> > > 3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
> > > 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> > > 5. I work in a damp environment.
> > > 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> > > 7. I work in high temperatures.
> > > 8. My work exposes me to diseases.
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Dear Penis,
> >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised >the management denies your request for the following reasons:
> >1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
> >3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting >other locations.
> >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in >order to start working.
> >6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing >the correct protective clothing.
> >8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
> >9. You are unable to work double shifts.
> >10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed >the assigned task.
> >11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and >exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
> >
> >Sincerely, The Management :peace:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Poor Penis.

OMG GuyZ don't listen to this OMG it's the illuminatiii trying to contrewl us agan!

The 'all seeing eye' IS the vagina.

The vagina will fuck us all in the end..

exdev:...wouldn't have it any other way - would you Bo? :eg:

Hell no.

I wouldn't mind getting fucked over by the All Seeing Vagina.

Am I the only one that has noticed the female Army on TH grows stronger every day?

They're cathing on Caroline....were gonna have to bust out the jabberwalkie!

FreddysFingers Wrote:I wouldn't mind getting fucked over by the All Seeing Vagina.

.....on second thought....I'll just keep my mouth shut.

NicoleMayCanaday Wrote:They're cathing on Caroline....were gonna have to bust out the jabberwalkie!

if it meant having to put up with a Depp Hatter I'll look into it

It really is the Day of the Woman.