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Jesus comes to a stop seeing a crowd gather.
Each of them has a sizeable rock ready to stone some poor guy to death.
Jesus says to the crowd.
"Let them without sin cast the first stone"
Just then a good size one is hurled through the air, *just* missing him and knocks the man out!
A hush falls over the crowd...
until Jesus says
"You know, mom -"
*cracks whip*
not funny?
It was very funny. *cracks whip* is my way of saying ZING!!
juuuuuuuuuust asking!