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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA"]YouTube - Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUPG8olnO0"]YouTube - Steel Panther - Community Property[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdqUZGufGj0"]YouTube - Steel Panther - Fat Girl[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqngrRBIpkw"]YouTube - Steel Panther - Asian Hooker[/ame]

wow.

Someone just got blown away by the sheer awesomeness of steel panther.

Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Motley Crew


Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those fucking fuckheads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
She everthing i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn
(ouch don't bite)

(Guitar solo)

My friends keep telling me i must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssssssssssss

Fat girl
I can't believe your eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your heart
Fat girl
Your really really tons of fat

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Your my fat fat girl
You know i really love you
Cause you my fat fat girl

Woahhh
Come here baby where you going
(mooooo)
Your a cow
Come here baby hey
I love you
Ican't live without you
I can't live without you
Come here
Come here

(animal noises)

Its like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl

Those lyrics are so beautiful it just brings a single tear to my eye.

I want to take ur chubby ass back to my place

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_r7ZxigS0g"]YouTube - Steel Panther - Party All Day[/ame]

lmfao

You gotta LUV Lexxxi Foxxx