i hate it when someone in front of you walks SLOW AS FUCK. and it's not even elderly people. it's like, this girl is about my age, walking in front of me in crowded mall, crawling like a damn slug. hurry up you dumb bitch i have places to go. and it happens everywhere. i gotta pee so i'm trying to get to the loos and people walk SLOW in front of me. i'll piss in your fucking handbag. walk faster.
rant over.
I'd shoved them out of the way.
I would cough really loudly and vilely so that they would step aside in disgust, then walk past them with a big smile on my face. But I know how you feel.
What an asswhole

exdev:
i'm not an asshole they just cant walk faster.
Oh I hate when that happens then if you try to pass them they give you a dirty look
Uhhhhh Psycho... it's pronounced du-mass.
Its a christmas party in the usa

mytee Wrote:Oh I hate when that happens then if you try to pass them they give you a dirty look

but then I got an oversized pointer - like the kind teachers use - so that if they get within two feet - poke!
besides it's hard to take action when the idiots are everywhere
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lol um... *walks out slowly before being called a dumbass*
C'mon Friday, stay with us Du-masses.
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Psycho
Walk past them. That's what I do. If they give you a mean look feel free give them a mean punch to the vagina. It always works.
What about ovarian punches?