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Naked pictures!? Where?!!! exdev:

Freddy has been trying to sell nudies of Pau Gasol. He might have some left.

That is just wrong...

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Bo

Quote:That is just wrong...

Ahahahahaha!!!! But exactly what you deserve!!!

Bojangles Wrote:Freddy has been trying to sell nudies of Pau Gasol. He might have some left.

It's true. But that doesn't excuse you! The Internet isn't ready for naked Bo pictures.

This place would turn into the biggest porn site known to man if I were to post nudies. Everyone wants a piece of this action.

Sadly, this is a delusion that you have yet to accept.

KaptariMind Wrote:

that's just...

wow...

That preview looked ridiculous so of course it is a must watch. Preferably while drunk... and nude. Sounds right up Bo's alley.

With a bag of pork rinds... I'm just sayin'...

Careful where the crumbs fall.

Okay, I've not only seen it, I own a copy. There is no way I could call this a good movie. It's purulent, tacky cheese. It's also a guilty pleasure of mine, so ridiculous it's camp entertainment.
If you lower your expectations to zero, you'll probably enjoy it. Plenty of gore and titties too.
Robert Englund [Freddy Kruger] fans should enjoy his role as the germaphobic club owner.

Bojangles Wrote:With a bag of pork rinds... I'm just sayin'...

I'd love to come up with a clever response to that... but I can't stop laughing at the truly disturbing imagery.

Mfish618 Wrote:Okay, I've not only seen it, I own a copy. There is no way I could call this a good movie. It's purulent, tacky cheese. It's also a guilty pleasure of mine, so ridiculous it's camp entertainment.
If you lower your expectations to zero, you'll probably enjoy it. Plenty of gore and titties too.
Robert Englund [Freddy Kruger] fans should enjoy his role as the germaphobic club owner.

Excellent. Looks like I know what I'm getting my brother for Father's Day. :claaaap:

nomnomnomnomnom

Mfish618 Wrote:Okay, I've not only seen it, I own a copy. There is no way I could call this a good movie. It's purulent, tacky cheese. It's also a guilty pleasure of mine, so ridiculous it's camp entertainment.
If you lower your expectations to zero, you'll probably enjoy it. Plenty of gore and titties too.
Robert Englund [Freddy Kruger] fans should enjoy his role as the germaphobic club owner.

Was this made before or after the Master of Horror episode Dance of the Dead? I can't help but shake that the two are either connected or one of them is a shameless ripoff of the other.

FreddysFingers Wrote:Was this made before or after the Master of Horror episode Dance of the Dead? I can't help but shake that the two are either connected or one of them is a shameless ripoff of the other.

As I recall, Zombie Strippers was released first. While some people enjoyed Dance of the Dead, I hated it. To me it is in the same league as Uwe Boll's House of the Dead. Need I say more?
To be fair, many people truly hate Zombie Strippers. I guess it's just a matter of taste when it comes to cheese.


On further investigation, they both came out in 2008. IMDB actually rates Dance of the Dead a bit higher than Zombie Strippers. Both got dismal reviews, deservedly, so, I sort of doubt either one was a rip off of the other.

It just wasn't my thing. If you're going to do tacky and out-there do it properly. Maybe it should have been the zombie version of Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives. Definitely more entertaining!

I thought Robert Englund was the most enjoyable part of the film. This was pretty bad, but one of those it's so bad I have to watch to see how bad this trainwreck piles up kind of movies. But yeah, I also hated Dance of the Dead.

Mfish618 Wrote:As I recall, Zombie Strippers was released first. While some people enjoyed Dance of the Dead, I hated it. To me it is in the same league as Uwe Boll's House of the Dead. Need I say more?
To be fair, many people truly hate Zombie Strippers. I guess it's just a matter of taste when it comes to cheese.


On further investigation, they both came out in 2008. IMDB actually rates Dance of the Dead a bit higher than Zombie Strippers. Both got dismal reviews, deservedly, so, I sort of doubt either one was a rip off of the other.

I was one of the people that didn't like Dance of the Dead. I saw a preview for Zombie Strippers and none of what I saw got me the least bit intrigued.