*throws an arm around Freddy's shoulders* Well, you're here now, and that's what's important.
*sniff* Yeah, I guess this is Weirdsville, or at least one of the surrounding metropolitan areas.
Oh! Yes! Can we call it a Metrocity? But say it the way Will Ferrell does in Mega Mind. Like "atrocity."
I like it. The metrocity of TalkHorror!
I would live there.