FreddysFingers Wrote:Briggs secretly loves being hugged⦠deep down inside the spambots have been making us all into sad pandas.
No more sad pandas!!!! *squeezes tighter*
Hey. It could be worse. I could be humping your leg instead...
You think that's a man's idea of "worse?"
It would be, if you've ever seen Superbad. I doubt Dragon is at that point in her… life. Regardless, proceed with the leg humping.
First... only you would bring that scene into play, Freddy.
Second... of what "point" in my "life" is it you speak, dearest? Am I a woman of childbearing years? Yes. Do I happen to be menstruating this week? No.
Third... receiving the above information is your own damn fault for even saying such a silly thing, Freddy. So blame no one but yourself.
And fourth... because of all of the above, you too will now have your leg humped.
*leg humps*
It's a punishment that I will certainly ennnnnn…. not enjoy.
ex75:
You set up these leg-humping posts up so that you can use the naughty smilies didn't you???? You devious, sick, twisted……… genius.
That's right, Freddy! So you better watch out, buddy!!! :facial:
She doesn't have to set herself up for the naughty smileys. She is not shy about spreading the perv whenever and wherever it may fall. Word to the wise, wear ponchos and invest in cameras.
Sobriquet Wrote:She doesn't have to set herself up for the naughty smileys. She is not shy about spreading the perv whenever and wherever it may fall. Word to the wise, wear ponchos and invest in cameras.
trash bags make great ponchos
Haha! I am not alone in my love of the pervy smilies!!! It's an EPIDEMIC!!!!
:3some:
Bojangles Wrote::facial:
That smilie represents what Bo does to random women he sees on the streets.
I've created monsters!! :character0185:
On a horror forum... how apropo.
FreddysFingers Wrote:That smilie represents what Bo does to random women he sees on the streets.
And according to his dating advice, he even drugs them first... :hit-1:
Sobriquet Wrote:I've created monsters!! :character0185:
On a horror forum... how apropo.
And we all love you for.
I'm having something requiring an ID in your honor folks!