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Z Wrote:It was funny at the time but not when i woke up in the morning to find my soiled undercrackers on the bathroom floor .... this is horrible i know but, i thought i would share it with my new friends... isn't the internet wonderful. It's not the sort of story you tell when you first meet a person...lol



And yet, you just did, Mr poopy pants:kick:
Ah well, lets say its the Ice Breaker... or should that be the Ass Breaker..lol
The last time I got stupid drunk I tipped my head upside down on the bar to let the bartender pour whiskey straight down my throat... which apparently lead to getting up on the bar with him to dance to Johnny Cash...

It's definitely one way to make friends and influence people... If, of course, you don't mind looking like a dirty slut. I blame my friends.
Wow, even flat out drunk I'm far too reserved to do any of that. I just laugh more and say sillier things loudly. And then I get super quiet as the room starts spinning. Because the only way to get it to stop is to freeze like a deer in the headlights. LOL

Is it wise to be drunk on a date though?
I personally think it's okay to be a buzzed or tipsy but I want to remember my dates.
Sobriquet Wrote:Wow, even flat out drunk I'm far too reserved to do any of that. I just laugh more and say sillier things loudly. And then I get super quiet as the room starts spinning. Because the only way to get it to stop is to freeze like a deer in the headlights. LOL

Is it wise to be drunk on a date though?



Oh yes. It makes things go far smoother:aol_69:
It was the Gasser, Sobes... It had to be done.

And Freddy's right. DON'T listen to the Captain. You couldn't pull off what he's suggesting while drunk, anyway...
DragonBlues Wrote:Wow, Freddy... These stories of yours just get better and better!

Bring on the Jack and Coke! :alcohol:


They really do. I found a video that Freddy might appreciate.......





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The pouched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus.... Confusedexdev:

Lmao!!!!!!
Do not listen to the captain? Such defiance.
See, Bo... You're not the only one I defy at every turn. Laughing-satanLaughing-satanLaughing-satan
Mfish618 Wrote:They really do. I found a video that Freddy might appreciate.......





[YOUTUBE]f50U1liJtuU[/YOUTUBE]

I don't know who this person is but I approve.
:aola:
I'm not sure you were supposed to admit to that, Freddy... :reddisgust:
DragonBlues Wrote:I'm not sure you were supposed to admit to that, Freddy... :reddisgust:



Freddy is treading in quicksand, and sinks a little deeper with each post. I almost pity him enough to toss him a rope.....but he'd just want to smoke it.
:kick:
Poor Freddy... :ack2:

LOL
But I enjoy Frank Zappa. If it's the contents of the song then… I didn't listen to them. I like the beat.
Just beat it, beat it... no one wants to beat it, beat it....

Sorry, random word association moment.
BO! Marklar found this one too!

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Sobriquet Wrote:Just beat it, beat it... no one wants to beat it, beat it....

Sorry, random word association moment.

I like Jackson's "Beat it." I even love the parody Yankovick version "Beat It."
Me too on both accounts. I'm a sucker for 80's tunes and fancied myself in love with MJ when I was five. In my defense.. he was still black and male then.
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