Hello, I'm new here [obviously] but have been banned on several other horror sites. I'm certain you'll soon tire of my antics and will grow to loath the mention of my name.
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All that aside, I write horror short stories, am from San Diego and Captain a fishing boat. I have an evil sense of humor and was a horror fan before most of you were born. I'll try not to be too offensive.
I seriously hate that avatar, Salmon. I think I'm already hating myself for giving you the link to this place, haha.
Welcome? You're not a spambot are you?
He's not a spambot, just a dingrod who likes to push the envelope sometimes.
His nickname is Sir Spamsalot.:club:
R.I.P. Wrote:He's not a spambot, just a dingrod who likes to push the envelope sometimes.
With how many spambots that have joined this site, I'm a little paranoid.
I'm not a spammer, just an asshat. Every forum is plagued with spamming trolls these days, so I understand the paranoia.
I actually like the avatar, makes me fantasize about what I'd like to do to the first five people I interacted with this morning (don't worry guys, I woke up alot earlier!)
Fish is a cool guy. He's actually an amazing writer, hopefully he will post some of his fine work like A Murder of Crows and The Madigan. Yeah I'm hyping you up, Salmon.
Hello Captain..
Oh shit! Can we ALL call you Captain?
DragonBlues Wrote:Oh shit! Can we ALL call you Captain?
You shall refer to me as ''Captain, my Captain''. I'm a stern and merciless tyrant, and demand discipline!!!
Really, everyone calls me ''Fish''. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
Mfish618 Wrote:You shall refer to me as ''Captain, my Captain''. I'm a stern and merciless tyrant, and demand discipline!!!
Really, everyone calls me ''Fish''. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
I used to call you Fish..But now its Captain or Captain Cod peace
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Mfish618 Wrote:I'm not a spammer, just an asshat. Every forum is plagued with spamming trolls these days, so I understand the paranoia.
You've been banned from several horror forums, huh? I'm in that boat to. I have been banned from about 4 or 5 forums and haven't from this. There is a special section for 'no holds barred' where you can be controversial without being banned. Unless you're a spambot or a troll, Briggs won't have to lay the Ban hammer down.
Welcome Fish, to the wondrous and horrendous world of TH. :martyr:
FreddysFingers Wrote:You've been banned from several horror forums, huh? I'm in that boat to. I have been banned from about 4 or 5 forums and haven't from this. There is a special section for 'no holds barred' where you can be controversial without being banned. Unless you're a spambot or a troll, Briggs won't have to lay the Ban hammer down.
Welcome Fish, to the wondrous and horrendous world of TH. :martyr:
Yeah, the ban part was voluntary on my part. Really, I'm not into flamming peeps or hurting anybody's feelings.....I hate trolls too. I do like to kid a lot though. Thank you for the warm welcome, this should be fun.
Welcome to TalkHorror. I hope you don't mind, but I masturbated to your avatar. :/
Bojangles Wrote:Welcome to TalkHorror. I hope you don't mind, but I masturbated to your avatar. :/
Glad to be of service. I can see by that response you are a very, very sick and twisted individual. I like that in a person.:claaaap:
Fair warning: This is what Bo does. Post a picture of a dead fetus and Boseph will rub one off to it. :zombie:
Bojangles Wrote:Welcome to TalkHorror. I hope you don't mind, but I masturbated to your avatar. :/
FreddysFingers Wrote:Fair warning: This is what Bo does. Post a picture of a dead fetus and Boseph will rub one off to it. :zombie:
Doesn't everybody?:esnicker: