Maybe he hasn't had the proper amount of lubrication yet.
Ahhhh.... Yes.... I see.
Come here, Captain. :facial:
There.
You've been "lubed."
DragonBlues Wrote:So... basically, you offered a story that you are either unable or unwilling to deliver. You know what that makes you...? A frickin' tease!
You're a lousy date, Captain.
Moi, a lousy date? As I said, I need to transcribe this awful little tale onto this laptop. I'll need to go through my archives and type it, edit it and FINALLY, commit the exciting conclusion to text. I don't think I'll post it on this board. As I stated earlier, it's of questionable content and might transform some readers into a pillar of salt..........so, patience, grasshopper.

exdev:
She has none patience.
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Yeah... I still say it was the lube that did it. LOL
But sounds good, chief. I'll definitely look forward to checking it out.

I have one very short narrative saved on this device that might serve as a light aperitif. I'll make this available via Pm only to interested parties.
DragonBlues Wrote:Done!
Do it!
Check your inbox.
Thank you, kind sir. I will check it out... meow.
*raises her hand* Can I play too?
Sobriquet Wrote:*raises her hand* Can I play too?
Ok, check your PM, but keep in mind it's not a comedy piece.
Nope. It's very serious.
See: :jester: <-------- my serious face.