I played it for JT and Missy, and they both totally cracked up. And THAT was the line that JT picked up on... So my 2 year-old nephew has been walking around all night singing, "Oooo, that's dirty!" Lmao
Call you a cab?
I'm shocked and apalled that you would corrupt a 2 year old... Excuse me while I stiffle my cackling long enough to make a stern face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... That's nothin'! You wouldn't BELIEVE what James taught him the other day...
James brings him downstairs yesterday morning, and nudges him towards me where I'm sitting on the couch. And cutie-tootie, with his little toe-head and his big blue eyes looks at me and says—in that adorable little voice—"I have a giant boner."
I almost died. I punched James in the arm. Hard. Then told JT not to say that anymore.
DragonBlues Wrote:I almost died. I punched James in the arm. Hard. Then told JT not to say that anymore.
I feel your pain - let me tell you what happened to ME
I volunteer at an elementry school, one day a male parent came to me with a little boy saying the kid needed a band-aid
with the most innocent of voices the kid asked "will you nurse me?"
the guy - drinking coffee nearly choked on it and told me that the boy had needed to go to the nurse but - they would ask me since I would probably know where the first aid kit was
(and the fact I have 40dd's right?)
Lmao, Caro!!!!!!! That's awesome. I would have had the hardest time not laughing. And the hardest time not punching his dad in the arm.
TY DB
DragonBlues Wrote:Yeah, yeah, yeah... That's nothin'! You wouldn't BELIEVE what James taught him the other day...
James brings him downstairs yesterday morning, and nudges him towards me where I'm sitting on the couch. And cutie-tootie, with his little toe-head and his big blue eyes looks at me and saysâin that adorable little voiceâ"I have a giant boner."
I almost died. I punched James in the arm. Hard. Then told JT not to say that anymore.
LOL! OMG, He needed a slug on both arms! And a spanking from JT!
CarolinePar Wrote:I feel your pain - let me tell you what happened to ME
I volunteer at an elementry school, one day a male parent came to me with a little boy saying the kid needed a band-aid
with the most innocent of voices the kid asked "will you nurse me?"
the guy - drinking coffee nearly choked on it and told me that the boy had needed to go to the nurse but - they would ask me since I would probably know where the first aid kit was
(and the fact I have 40dd's right?)
OMG, I was 40DD at one time too so I feel your pain! A slug in the arm would have been too mild a reaction from me. lol
Fathers.. involving innocent young children in their twisted little games. :cavalry: Have at thee!
Who brought the tuna!!!!!!
What about those CRABS!!!!!!
Shut the Fuck up