FreddysFingers Wrote:You keep brining up guy on guy action and I'm starting to think otherwise of you. 
Only in reference to you, and sometimes Scatcrow.:capt:
I think it started with your :aol_fellate: slip...
Quick. Redeem yourself at my expense.
exdev:
DragonBlues Wrote:I think it started with your :aol_fellate: slip...
Quick. Redeem yourself at my expense. exdev:
There it is. Sorry there is no redemption, besides you reaffirmed it when you asked for some of Scatcrows spunk bread.:facial:
Ahhh... yes. I had forgotten about the request for a jizz-mayo sandwich. There really may be no coming back from that, man.
Well, if there is any redeeming let it be known that I hate mayonnaise.
FreddysFingers Wrote:Well, if there is any redeeming let it be known that I hate mayonnaise.
Uh huh, but.....that ain't mayonnaise.:peace:
Chances are it's white and smells funny. Therefore, it resembles mayonnaise and I don't like anything that looks like mayonnaise. :eg:
FreddysFingers Wrote:Chances are it's white and smells funny. Therefore, it resembles mayonnaise and I don't like anything that looks like mayonnaise. :eg:
So then, you make all your dates take an oath?
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Oath and a contract that should be signed in blood.
FreddysFingers Wrote:Chances are it's white and smells funny. Therefore, it resembles mayonnaise and I don't like anything that looks like mayonnaise. :eg:
Wait, wait, wait. You don't have another man's bodily fluids in your mouth because it resembles mayonnaise? Not because it's one half of an unborn child or simply because it's the bodily fluid of another man? I don't uh....I don't really know what to say.
I'm one of the few people in my life that cannot have mayo by itself
if it's mayo or nothing, I'll have a dry sandwich
but to take the pressure off FF I'll reveal ONE (and yes there were more) of my strange locations...
on a cement foundation -- with two-thirds of the wooden frames around us - of a house!
I'm not big on mayo. I usually like to have a little bit, so the sandwich or burger or whatever isn't too dry, but I hate massive amounts of it. I usually spread it lightly on one side of the bread; the bottom. I don't like putting too much on the top because I hate having that shit stick to my mouth and stay there.
Is inside of a sock a weird location?
a phone booth, greyhound bus bathroom and i guess trashroom in a random apartment building
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everything that's been posted since the last time I was here.
On a grassy knoll...
Creamy Goodness Wrote:Wait, wait, wait. You don't have another man's bodily fluids in your mouth because it resembles mayonnaise? Not because it's one half of an unborn child or simply because it's the bodily fluid of another man? I don't uh....I don't really know what to say.
It's actually both what I said and what you described.
Ahhh... the good ol' "Yeah. What he said." LOL
That was one magic bullet, baby, let me tell ya...