FreddysFingers Wrote:Your aim?!?!?!?!?!? Aim for what? 
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The 14-inch strap-on, silly.
Five more????? Do it quickly so that I can claim my reward and hide under the bed.
Lmao.
Definitely NOT my style. But I could make an exception if that's what you need, Chris...
exdev:
All right, Freddy... We'll quick-time it, but only because you're so new at this. DON'T think I'll be this lenient again!
*CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK*
Now... dry those tears and... :aol_cunnilingus:
See, now that I can tolerate.
exdev:
Me? No, I was just making suggestions. For people who aren't me. *points at Freddy* I'm not quite that kinky. I wouldn't have anywhere to put...all that. Just moan in my ear and throttle my cock and I'm happy.
LOL
I see my work here is done... *takes a bow*
Yeahhh… I don't do strap ons. Especially if they're 14 inches. Shockingly, I'm not a kinky person.
I've never really heard anyone like approve of the strap-on, to be honest. It just kind of shows up and it's all like, "Surprise! I'm going to be stuck in places you didn't even know were on your body."
I honestly don't understand them. If you want a cock, have a cock. If you don't want a cock, WHY would you want a girl with a cock? The mind bogles. Even for us kinky people.
That's because you don't know any freaks.
Guess not. I'm not sure I'd be able to hang out with someone who asked me to shove a 14-inch strap-on inside them anyway.
That would be quite the conversation starter.
"Hey mister, mind if you shove a 14-inch plastic dick in my ass?"
Jesus. Am I really old enough to be called, "Mister," ? That makes me feel so old...
I think those people already hang out here...
Creamy Goodness Wrote:Jesus. Am I really old enough to be called, "Mister," ? That makes me feel so old...
I got ma'am-ed the other day. I almost cried.
Well, they won't call you buddy, pal, boy or "you."
Ah, see. I have to say ma'am at work. It's like...required. Or something.
You CAN use "Miss" for younger ladies, guys!
I use "Miss." My friend uses "ma'am" because he was raised on strict, Southern, Christian morals.