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Evil Bong Wrote:Who died and left you king of the zombies? I think that they are zombies or at least zombie like.

I'm not King Evil Dong sorry Bongtroke:

Oldman Wrote:I'm not King Evil Dong sorry Bongtroke:

You do know who I am from Horror Demons, and I will go to war with you over zombies:club:

Evil Bong Wrote:You do know who I am from Horror Demons, and I will go to war with you over zombies:club:

Sure do and you know I may be Old but I'm not Easy.
Haven't seen you around in a while where have you been hiding:madfire:

Oldman Wrote:Sure do and you know I may be Old but I'm not Easy.
Haven't seen you around in a while where have you been hiding:madfire:

Working and computer problems, just trying to stay cool this very hot summer, How is yous?

Evil Bong Wrote:Working and computer problems, just trying to stay cool this very hot summer, How is yous?

Same here trying to stay cool and enjoying this site

Evil Bong Wrote:But a machete will stick in a zombies skull, like in Dawn of the Dead 1978.

Don't aim for the skull, aim for the neck.

Zombies don't like having shit down their necks.

Why not? They have shit for brains. What's the difference?

*snickers*

If you shit down a zombie's neck, it's bad luck for 55 years unless you piss down a dead cat's ear.

Done. Easy. And totally worth it.

Sicko.

Winner.

My only question is if the cat will come back as a zombie?

I could be wrong, but last I checked (haha) pissing in a dead thing's ear does not, in fact, cause zombiism. Could. Be. Wrong.

How do we know that zombiism isn't transfered by bodily fluid contact? Hmmmmmmm?

I think (only "think" mind you) that in the stories of "contagious" zombiism, the person (or animal as the case may be) has to be alive to contract the illness.