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An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 06-30-2011

He's toying with my emotions. Somedays he likes the leg humping... somedays I'm only one step up from steel bolts through the cock.

He may just be angling for another punishment...


Confusedex014:


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - Sobriquet - 06-30-2011

That's probably it... He's like the 5 yr old on the playground that pulls your hair instead of asking for the real attention that he wants.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 06-30-2011

Laughing-satan Laughing-satan Laughing-satan


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - FreddysFingers - 06-30-2011

Leg humping requires a specific exquisite pallet of enjoyability. I, sadly, haven't fully developed this pallet… yet.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 06-30-2011

I've got all the time in the world... Confusedex75:


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - Sobriquet - 07-06-2011

DB is nothing if not patient... wily and patient. Remember that.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - FreddysFingers - 07-06-2011

Then DB will be humping my leg for a long time before I crack a grin of creepiness.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 07-06-2011

This does not bother me... seeing as how I LIKE humping your leg. Grin or no.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - FreddysFingers - 07-06-2011

You may be the first one to experience my "strange uncle" grin.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 07-06-2011

Good God...


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - FreddysFingers - 07-06-2011

Yeah, everybody says that and all I here is "please show me. I'm begging you."


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 07-06-2011

Wait... I thought you said I was going to be the FIRST! Who are these "everybody's"? Gunfighter


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - FreddysFingers - 07-06-2011

That's just it. Everybodies. See, they run away before I can show it. You WANT to see it… so that makes me feel… naughty.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 07-06-2011

Lmao!!! Hit me with it, Freddy! I'm sure we ALL want to see your "strange uncle" face!!! Cookiemonster


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - Sobriquet - 07-06-2011

*sets up the camera* Whenever you are ready, Freddy.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - FreddysFingers - 07-07-2011

Freaks.

Anyway, I must be provoked.


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - Sobriquet - 07-07-2011

Look at that... Freddy likes foreplay...


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - FreddysFingers - 07-07-2011

:MattMan_foshizzle:


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - DragonBlues - 07-07-2011

Wait, wait, wait... That's all I've BEEN doing is provoking Freddy. LOL


An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner - Sobriquet - 07-07-2011

Maybe he likes a little more finesse?