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Gay Jokes - Friday The 13th - 12-11-2009
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
Gay Jokes - Friday The 13th - 12-11-2009
Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.
What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Gay Jokes - Friday The 13th - 12-11-2009
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do d*ck!