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SCREAM rules for horror films... - Throwing Stones - 09-08-2010
When ever your town is put into lock down and the government starts handing out ID tags to mark those with the virus and those without the virus, that really and truly everyone has become exposed to the virus and you will all be wiped out any way. So, start having lots of sex since it will be your last night on earth.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-08-2010
If your gonna have teenage sex with a killer on the loose make sure the bedroom doors are locked.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - NicoleMayCanaday - 09-08-2010
When trapped by a psycho killer, make him/her think you're in love with them so they let their guard down. When he/she kisses you, strike them in the back with the knife you've been hiding.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-08-2010
Never stop in the middle of nowhere to use the bathroom
SCREAM rules for horror films... - NicoleMayCanaday - 09-08-2010
For the love of God, TURN AROUND!!!!
SCREAM rules for horror films... - NicoleMayCanaday - 09-08-2010
Don't be the only: dick, African American, whore, stupid, jerk, racist, knowitall, homophobe, douchebag in the room.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-08-2010
If the car doesn't start or you drop the keys, ditch the car.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - Throwing Stones - 09-08-2010
No matter how hot the girls are in Mexico at a topless bar -if they're hot and in Mexico - then they surely must be vampires.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-08-2010
If your American traveling to Europe never trust the girls there.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - Throwing Stones - 09-08-2010
If someone tells you to "Stick to the road," then by all means don't take a detour.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-08-2010
Never go snooping around in haunted houses.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - NicoleMayCanaday - 09-09-2010
Don't pick up hitchhikers and don't hitchhike.
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent 'cha!" lol
SCREAM rules for horror films... - NicoleMayCanaday - 09-09-2010
Don't go to sleep.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-09-2010
Don't trust them austrailians.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - NicoleMayCanaday - 09-09-2010
Have the Ghostbusters on speed dial.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-09-2010
Never make fun a of kid for his mom being a stripper.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - CarolinePar - 09-09-2010
mrblue Wrote:Never make fun a of kid for his mom being a stripper.
I must have missed this one...which movie was that???
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-09-2010
Halloween remake.
Never do magic mushrooms in the forest with friends.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - Throwing Stones - 09-09-2010
If you're kid and for some reason you're always feeling sick after your mom feeds you, check the soup for Draino.
SCREAM rules for horror films... - mrblue - 09-09-2010
Never trust the government when a disaster strikes.