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The Vagina - Creamy Goodness - 06-23-2011
FreddysFingers Wrote:Your aim?!?!?!?!?!? Aim for what?conf:
The 14-inch strap-on, silly.
The Vagina - FreddysFingers - 06-23-2011
Five more????? Do it quickly so that I can claim my reward and hide under the bed.
The Vagina - DragonBlues - 06-23-2011
Lmao.
Definitely NOT my style. But I could make an exception if that's what you need, Chris...
exdev:
The Vagina - DragonBlues - 06-23-2011
All right, Freddy... We'll quick-time it, but only because you're so new at this. DON'T think I'll be this lenient again!
*CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK*
Now... dry those tears and... :aol_cunnilingus:
The Vagina - FreddysFingers - 06-23-2011
See, now that I can tolerate.
exdev:
The Vagina - Creamy Goodness - 06-23-2011
Me? No, I was just making suggestions. For people who aren't me. *points at Freddy* I'm not quite that kinky. I wouldn't have anywhere to put...all that. Just moan in my ear and throttle my cock and I'm happy.
The Vagina - DragonBlues - 06-23-2011
LOL
I see my work here is done... *takes a bow*
The Vagina - FreddysFingers - 06-23-2011
Yeahhh… I don't do strap ons. Especially if they're 14 inches. Shockingly, I'm not a kinky person.
The Vagina - Creamy Goodness - 06-23-2011
I've never really heard anyone like approve of the strap-on, to be honest. It just kind of shows up and it's all like, "Surprise! I'm going to be stuck in places you didn't even know were on your body."
The Vagina - DragonBlues - 06-23-2011
I honestly don't understand them. If you want a cock, have a cock. If you don't want a cock, WHY would you want a girl with a cock? The mind bogles. Even for us kinky people.
The Vagina - FreddysFingers - 06-23-2011
That's because you don't know any freaks.
The Vagina - Creamy Goodness - 06-23-2011
Guess not. I'm not sure I'd be able to hang out with someone who asked me to shove a 14-inch strap-on inside them anyway.
The Vagina - FreddysFingers - 06-23-2011
That would be quite the conversation starter.
"Hey mister, mind if you shove a 14-inch plastic dick in my ass?"
The Vagina - Creamy Goodness - 06-23-2011
Jesus. Am I really old enough to be called, "Mister," ? That makes me feel so old...
The Vagina - DragonBlues - 06-23-2011
I think those people already hang out here...
The Vagina - DragonBlues - 06-23-2011
Creamy Goodness Wrote:Jesus. Am I really old enough to be called, "Mister," ? That makes me feel so old...
I got ma'am-ed the other day. I almost cried.
The Vagina - FreddysFingers - 06-23-2011
Well, they won't call you buddy, pal, boy or "you."
The Vagina - Creamy Goodness - 06-23-2011
Ah, see. I have to say ma'am at work. It's like...required. Or something.
The Vagina - DragonBlues - 06-23-2011
You CAN use "Miss" for younger ladies, guys!
The Vagina - FreddysFingers - 06-23-2011
I use "Miss." My friend uses "ma'am" because he was raised on strict, Southern, Christian morals.