TalkHorror - Horror Talk For All Horror Fans
Poor Richard Gere - Printable Version

+- TalkHorror - Horror Talk For All Horror Fans (http://talkhorror.com/boards)
+-- Forum: Are You Scared? (http://talkhorror.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=6)
+--- Forum: The Camp Fire & Welcome To The Strange (http://talkhorror.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=28)
+--- Thread: Poor Richard Gere (/showthread.php?tid=1968)



Poor Richard Gere - Psycho Stitch - 12-30-2009

Several years ago, "they" say, Mr. Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a gerbil lodged in his rectum. Gere was alone when he arrived, some say, or with a partner (e.g., former girlfriend Cindy Crawford) according to others. It took a whole team of surgeons to extract the animal from Gere's posterior. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. And some say the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet, aptly named "Tibet."

In any case, when the surgery was finally done the medical team was sworn to secrecy (unsuccessfully, we must conclude) and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent damage other than to his reputation.


Poor Richard Gere - Bojangles - 12-30-2009

Honestly, that's just funny. It's probably just some "cruel" internet rumor, but either way, it's funny.


Poor Richard Gere - Friday The 13th - 12-30-2009

I can't picture Richard Gere being Gay...
Well I mean being Kinky? Like kinky enough to stick a Gerbil up his ass...
Although people do, do that.

he played in that movie with Julia Roberts... "Pretty Woman" I think?
So he is totally not swinging that way Tongue


Poor Richard Gere - Daylight Yet Unseen - 12-30-2009

poor gerbil! but seriously, that had to suck.


Poor Richard Gere - Crisis - 12-30-2009

Yowzers! That's gotta hurt!


Poor Richard Gere - Bojangles - 12-30-2009

Friday The 13th Wrote:I can't picture Richard Gere being Gay...
Well I mean being Kinky? Like kinky enough to stick a Gerbil up his ass...
Although people do, do that.

he played in that movie with Julia Roberts... "Pretty Woman" I think?
So he is totally not swinging that way Tongue

If he was playing with Gerbils while he had Cindy Crawford as a girlfriend the guy must be a dumbass, either way.


Poor Richard Gere - mary319 - 12-30-2009

Same story was going around years back about our now ex- local news guy Jerry Penacoli lol


Poor Richard Gere - Friday The 13th - 12-31-2009

Bojangles Wrote:If he was playing with Gerbils while he had Cindy Crawford as a girlfriend the guy must be a dumbass, either way.

I don't believe in this story....
I mean it's just an Urban Legend...