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Things I learned from horror movies - Daylight Yet Unseen - 01-30-2010
feel free to add on!!!
1. Stay away from Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Haddonfield, hospitals of any kind, cemeteries, creepy old houses.
2. Don't take shortcuts.
3. Don't dream and drive.
4. Coffee is your friend.
5. 100% of the time, that ain't no hallucination.
6. If you manage to get your hand on the weapon, don't go for the leg, arm, or chest. Go for the head!!
7. No, you're not hearing things.
8. Don't read anything from any book.
9. The car won't start. It's better to beat feet.
10. Run. Fast.
Things I learned from horror movies - ZombieGal - 01-30-2010
11. Don't go investigate the strange noise.
12. Don't run upstairs instead of out the door.
13. Splitting up means getting picked off.
14. Odds are you did NOT kill em with one hit...do it again...and again.
Things I learned from horror movies - bee-lee - 01-30-2010
15. When you're getting into a car - check the back seat.
16. Be a nice person. Slutty mean bitches always die first.
17. Don't rely on your cell phone. Chances are that it won't work if you need it really badly.
Things I learned from horror movies - SamWinchester89 - 01-30-2010
18. Don't tell scary stories in front of the bonfire, they r true
19. What you're afraid of is ALWAYS behind you
20. Don't rely on police nor anyone for help, won't do any good, I mean...have u seen "Texas chainsaw massacre"?...Just run!!!
Things I learned from horror movies - Friday The 13th - 01-30-2010
21. Don't run like a madmen! Chances are you will trip and fall...
22. You can't always rely on some random person to save you... I mean who is to say he/she won't get killed? If you have to, make it to some place with tons of people!
Things I learned from horror movies - mary319 - 01-30-2010
23. If you escaped and make it to the road, do not assume you are safe , chances are you are about to get it!
24. People who pull over to help, and get out of the car, are toast!
25. If you hear a voice telling you to "GET OUT" move your ass!
26. If you have knocked whatever is chasing you on it's ass, don't wait to see if it moves, better yet, don't walk over it either,chances are you are setting yourself up for a grab!
27. If your friend was bitten by a zombie, say goodbye and run, you my friend will be on their menu very shortly!
Things I learned from horror movies - mary319 - 01-30-2010
28. When someone asks "want to see something really scary?" say "no thanks I have met my limit "
29. When hiding from something, don't poke your head out just because it is quiet, it is waiting for you to make that move!
30. Don't let the cute dolls fool you, they are evil!
31. Be nice to toys they don't forget when you are mean to them!
32. If you are in a room full of dolls and they all turn to look at you, move with a quickness!
33. Don't play around on the internet or a cb radio, you don't know who you are screwing with!
Things I learned from horror movies - Friday The 13th - 01-30-2010
nice ones Mary! :bowow:
Things I learned from horror movies - mrblue - 01-30-2010
Don't have sex in the woods or a haunted house
Things I learned from horror movies - That_ghoul_ava - 01-30-2010
Don't wander away from the group to have sex. And don't wander away from the group to have sex on the grave/in the house of the person you just heard the ghost story about.
Don't buy the "Cursed" object in the antique store
Don't buy anything from creepy old women or deranged old men in back alleys, regardless of how cheap it is and how bad you want it.
Things I learned from horror movies - Daylight Yet Unseen - 02-02-2010
Remember the rules of Zombieland!!!!
Things I learned from horror movies - Maxx88 - 02-02-2010
damn, beat me to it!
Things I learned from horror movies - Maxx88 - 02-02-2010
If your a relative of the certain "monster" after you, don't have a child, they will try to get to him/her to try to carry on the family tradition.