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Fab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe??? - CarolinePar - 07-21-2010
The following rant was taken from another website when its author was *upset* about the depiction of *sexy* vampires and werewolves...
"I think that in about 5 years they'll make a movie about sexy zombies or sexy mummys... hell maybe even a sexy frankenstein. It's a mocery to all original horrer characters i tell you. Thanks for reading and tell me what you think about the -shutter- movie... Thanks :3"
You know it WOULD BE FUNNY (sarcasm me) if a vampire, wolf man "teamed" up with a zombie, mummy and a Frankenstein’s monster -- all got together looking for dates!
Think about it - the original bad boys looking for relationships? Can anyone else think how messed up/Three Stooges kind of "funny" this might turn out???
Okay maybe it'd be more primal but this situation could and would a spin on the date movie that a horror fan would WANT to see?
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SpoilerFab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe??? - FreddysFingers - 07-21-2010
Fido got pretty close to having a sexy zombie. Mr. Theopolis.
Fab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe??? - CarolinePar - 07-25-2010
FreddysFingers Wrote:Fido got pretty close to having a sexy zombie. Mr. Theopolis.
when was this?
must've missed that one...
Fab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe??? - FreddysFingers - 07-25-2010
Back in 2007 or maybe sooner. It's a great flick and Mr. Theopolis is pretty funny.
Fab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe??? - Bojangles - 07-25-2010
Fido is alright. Also, it's on Netflix instant queue.
Fab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe??? - Dr. Briggs - 07-25-2010
It's not the issue of being "sexy" (well, it sort of is), it's the issue of over-romanticizing and melodrama. I could imagine some creepily romantic stories stemming from legends of mummies (once saw a pseudo porno concerning a resurrected Egyptian queen), zombies (White Zombi, Re-Animator series, or of course, Return of the Living Dead 3), or Frankenstein-monsters (the potential is deep and wide, falling in love when your lover is the amalgamation of other once-living-and-loving beings)
Too many horror romances tone down the danger and tone up te cliche mysticism - ahh yes, vampires are so "majestic" and werewolves are so "noble"; that kind of thing should be an AFTERTHOUGHT after the mortal in the romance bypasses some fear, threat, or even disgust
Fab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe??? - CarolinePar - 07-25-2010
that was kind of the idea...getting past all the fantasy and yet choosing to stay despite the reality
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exdev:in other words what love really needs to be about 
[/BLINK]or is that too sugar-sweet for this forum?