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TEETH - Trioxin149 - 06-26-2009
![[Image: teeth-poster.jpg]](http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/21/teeth-poster.jpg)
CAST
Jess Weixler
John Hensley
Hale Appleman
Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.
I just recently watched this film about 2 days ago, AGAINST recommendations. The only person I had talked to who had seen the film, was entirely against it. But being the rebel I am, I decided to watch it. Was I let down? Well, we'll get to that. The film starts off with a small-town, hard working American type feeling. It reminded me of the town in Edward Scissorhands, but not quite as nice. When we first meet our title character Dawn, Stephen King's Carrie immediately came to mind. An innocent teenage female, who does no wrong. She's giving a speech of some sort, regarding abstinence. No, not the alcoholic beverage ABSENCE, but the practice of no sex - no problems. And after biting her older brother's finger (with what?) at a young age, I don't blame her for not wanting to have sexual intercourse with anyone (hint).
Dawn quickly falls in love with a new student, Tobey. It seems like a match made in Heaven at first. Neither of them are all about the sex, they both have core vaules, etc. Well, Dawn does, but we'll later find out Tobey was a lying sack of shit. Tobey will eventually end up trying to make a move on Dawn, per her agreement, but when she changes her mind, he decides not to stop. That my friends, is when we find out that Dawn is NOT the sweet girl we thought she was, but an almost ordinary girl walking around with razor sharp teeth embedded in her vagina. Yes, you heard me correctly. Razor sharp teeth.....in her vagina.
You can pretty much guess how the rest of the film goes. It's alot like I Spit on Your Grave, minus the rednecks, knives, and good director. I can see why people like this film, and I can see why people hated it. I'm somewhere in the middle of the crowd. The loss of penis is not overplayed, but it's not something we haven't seen before. On the flipside, to my knowledge, I can't remember a movie where there was a toothed vagina. The main problem I had with the film, it had too many substories. Girl falls in love, kills him, falls in love again, kills him, fucks her brother, etc.
I would recommend at least watching the film (I mean really, a toothed vagina) but as far as calling it a good film, I'm afraid I cannot do so. If you have Netflix, or can find it on Amazon for dirt cheap, pick it up. If not, then you can just say you saw the film, because I pretty much wrapped up the film in words in this review. I'm gonna generously give this film a 5/10.
TEETH - Friday The 13th - 06-27-2009
Yup one weird movie!
TEETH - LokiZee - 06-27-2009
Hey, I have this on my netflix queue. Heard it was good. What is the opinion of you guys and gals?
TEETH - Friday The 13th - 06-27-2009
LokiZee Wrote:Hey, I have this on my netflix queue. Heard it was good. What is the opinion of you guys and gals?
Hmmm it's mixed for me really... It's different that's all I can say.
I will admit it's one Teethy Adventure!
exdev:
TEETH - LokiZee - 06-27-2009
Something about a blender vagina or something, huh?
TEETH - Trioxin149 - 06-27-2009
The review is up, and you were pretty much right about it being solely focused on a blender vagina...
TEETH - Friday The 13th - 06-27-2009
LokiZee Wrote:Something about a blender vagina or something, huh?
LOL basically!
TEETH - Bojangles - 06-28-2009
I would most likely give it a 5/10 as well. It's watchable, but not necessarily a good movie.
TEETH - Friday The 13th - 06-28-2009
Bojangles Wrote:I would most likely give it a 5/10 as well. It's watchable, but not necessarily a good movie.
Lol I agree. But then again a teethy vagina is a good idea, sadly not executed well in this flick.
TEETH - Bojangles - 06-28-2009
Plus the chick was fuckin ugly.
TEETH - Trioxin149 - 06-29-2009
Like I hinted at in the review, you don't get the vibe of a horror film from this one, but moreso something along the lines of "She's All That."
TEETH - Friday The 13th - 06-30-2009
FBrown89 Wrote:Like I hinted at in the review, you don't get the vibe of a horror film from this one, but moreso something along the lines of "She's All That."
lol true, it wasn't scary for me either.
TEETH - dmihatmttl - 11-22-2009
I loved it. Picked this one up on a "blind buy," and I wasn't disappointed at all.
I'm a big fan of movies like this, ones that aren't quite horror, but straddle the fence: very, very dark comedies more than anything.
J.N.
TEETH - Friday The 13th - 11-23-2009
Im mixed myself. I mean hey a pussy eating a cock is funny tho!
TEETH - StevenG58 - 11-25-2009
movie cracked me up like no other :eg:
TEETH - Bojangles - 11-25-2009
I couldn't get into it.
TEETH - Lilith - 02-08-2010
I saw this movie. I had heard about it thru some co-workers. But i never got around to watching until about a month ago. It was watchable. I laughed quite a bit actually. Im a visual kinda person. So everytime i would see her fixing to have sex with some guy i would start hearing the theme from Jaws in my head. Then i thought about the old movie Piranha, so i started seeing a bunch of sharp teethed pussies jumpin outta the water. I just couldnt help it. LOL
But you know this would actually be a great defense mechanism for women to have if they could control it.
exdev:Also according to some research this condition has a name its called Vagina Dentata. Well its actually more of a folklore thing etc.
Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas, frequently told as cautionary tales warning of the dangers of sex with strange women and to discourage the act of rape.
The concept is also of importance in classical psychoanalysis, where it is held to relate to the unconscious fears associated with castration anxiety.
TEETH - TravisLegge - 02-08-2010
Spooky...
However everyone who got it in this film pretty well deserved it.
TEETH - FreddysFingers - 02-08-2010
I have yet to see this movie and I really want to!
TEETH - Friday The 13th - 02-10-2010
Lilith Wrote:I saw this movie. I had heard about it thru some co-workers. But i never got around to watching until about a month ago. It was watchable. I laughed quite a bit actually. Im a visual kinda person. So everytime i would see her fixing to have sex with some guy i would start hearing the theme from Jaws in my head. Then i thought about the old movie Piranha, so i started seeing a bunch of sharp teethed pussies jumpin outta the water. I just couldnt help it. LOL
But you know this would actually be a great defense mechanism for women to have if they could control it.
Also according to some research this condition has a name its called Vagina Dentata. Well its actually more of a folklore thing etc.
Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas, frequently told as cautionary tales warning of the dangers of sex with strange women and to discourage the act of rape.
The concept is also of importance in classical psychoanalysis, where it is held to relate to the unconscious fears associated with castration anxiety.
hmm nice.
But yea that would be awesome if I had vagie teeth