02-10-2009, 06:28 AM
One night this girl and her boyfriend were out parking in the woods.
After one particularly long and steamy kissing session, the girl finally pulled away and said to the guy, "I've got to get home. It's almost curfew."
"Okay," he said. He turned the ignition, but the car wouldn't start.
"I don't believe it," he told her. "I just put gas in the car four hours ago, but now it's on empty!"
"Yeah, right," said his girlfriend. "Come on - I'm serious. Dad will kill me if I'm late!"
"If you don't believe me, see for yourself," he replied. "The car's definitely out of gas."
With that, he went outside to scope out the situation.
"It looks like something punctured the tank - maybe a stick," he said a few minutes later.
"I plugged the hole with my gum, but I have to go get some gas if we want to get out of here.
Lock the doors and wait here - I won't be long." He grabbed the car keys and took off through the woods.
The girl's curfew came and went, but still no sign of her boyfriend. Pretty soon, she started feeling creeped out.
She made sure that all the windows were up and the doors were locked, but that didn't help.
Then she spotted a figure walking toward her in the moonlight.
"Thank God! He's finally back!" she thought. But as the figure got closer, she saw that it wasn't her boyfriend.
It was a big man wearing stained clothes and a huge, horrible grin.
Something shiny dangled from his hand. FInally, he stood right outside the window, grinning maniacally at her through the glass.
It was then that the girl realized the stains on his clothes were actually blood. But that's not what made her scream.
She screamed because now she could tell what the shiny thing in his hand was: the car keys.
After one particularly long and steamy kissing session, the girl finally pulled away and said to the guy, "I've got to get home. It's almost curfew."
"Okay," he said. He turned the ignition, but the car wouldn't start.
"I don't believe it," he told her. "I just put gas in the car four hours ago, but now it's on empty!"
"Yeah, right," said his girlfriend. "Come on - I'm serious. Dad will kill me if I'm late!"
"If you don't believe me, see for yourself," he replied. "The car's definitely out of gas."
With that, he went outside to scope out the situation.
"It looks like something punctured the tank - maybe a stick," he said a few minutes later.
"I plugged the hole with my gum, but I have to go get some gas if we want to get out of here.
Lock the doors and wait here - I won't be long." He grabbed the car keys and took off through the woods.
The girl's curfew came and went, but still no sign of her boyfriend. Pretty soon, she started feeling creeped out.
She made sure that all the windows were up and the doors were locked, but that didn't help.
Then she spotted a figure walking toward her in the moonlight.
"Thank God! He's finally back!" she thought. But as the figure got closer, she saw that it wasn't her boyfriend.
It was a big man wearing stained clothes and a huge, horrible grin.
Something shiny dangled from his hand. FInally, he stood right outside the window, grinning maniacally at her through the glass.
It was then that the girl realized the stains on his clothes were actually blood. But that's not what made her scream.
She screamed because now she could tell what the shiny thing in his hand was: the car keys.
Gimme some sugar, bitch. Make it sweet.


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