The Old Lady

[slasherbuddy73]

This woman was driving down the highway when she noticed an old lady hitch-hiker. Feeling bad about if she left her on the side of the road, the woman offered the lady a ride. The lady accepted and crawled into the back seat. The driver noticed that this "old lady" had hairy arms and legs. So, thinking that this was a man, she says that she has car trouble and asked the lady to go check the back of the car. When she does, the woman jumps in the car and takes off. She went straight to the police, and when they looked at the purse this "old lady" was carrying, it had a small blood-stained knife in it. So, remember, DON'T pick up hitch-hikers, no madder how innocent they look.

[Bojangles]

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