Fast and Furious 6 (2013)

[Chainsaw Brutality]

Deadline reported yesterday that Universal Studios has officially announced Fast and Furious 6 for theatrical release on May 24th, 2013. Reportedly, the entire cast from part 5 will return.

Neal H. Moritz and Vin Diesel will once again, produce. Justin Lin also returns to direct.

[LolliePop]

These films are so dumb... but I kind of like them :pirate:

[FreddysFingers]

Saw the first and didn't like it.
Saw the second and hated it.
Saw the third and it gave me eye cancer
Saw the fourth and it gave me ulcers
I stopped after that.

[Creamy Goodness]

I saw the first and the fifth one. I really don't plan on seeing this one unless I get a screening invite.

[FreddysFingers]

If somebody told me they won free tickets to see any of the Fast and Furious movies, I'd lie and say that my aunt has a terminal illness and I need to visit her in the hospital.

[DragonBlues]

I don't know... I'm with Lollie. The films are TOTALLY stupid. But I like them anyway. It's just with the full acknowledgment that I'm watching tripe.

It helps a lot that I spontaneously orgasm every time Vin Diesel comes on screen...

[FreddysFingers]

Ew. You like Vin Diesel? The guy's practically the lunkhead's lunkhead. When his face is turned around, I don't know if I'm staring at a head or a ripe cantaloupe.

[DragonBlues]

"Like" is the wrong word for it, Freddy. "Liking" implies a desire to spend time with someone, perhaps share conversation—a compatibility that is more cerebral. What I feel for Vin is more of just a biological imperative to make the sex. I completely blame the film Pitch Black.

[FreddysFingers]

True. Pitch Black sort of sparked my love for Vin Diesel. "Love" as in, loving the idea of watching Vin Diesel burn to death on an upside down cross. Though he was almost redeemable for Iron Giant. Because he didn't talk much and his "acting" was merely Bird asking him to grunt into a microphone. Something Mr. Diesel is capable of doing, and only doing.


God, I'm mean.

[Creamy Goodness]

Riddick is the only Vin Diesel character I've ever cared about. The rest of his career is total garbage.

[DragonBlues]

Riddick is all that matters, Chris. LOL

And Freddy, you're not mean. You're just jealous. But if it's any consolation, I have not, in fact, ever humped Vin's leg. *MUAH*

[FreddysFingers]

I'm jealous that Vin Diesel got to play a giant metal alien in 1950's America. That was my dream.

[DragonBlues]

Touche!