Shut Your Trap

[Friday The 13th]

There was once a man that fell asleep on his journey home from work on the last train of the day. It had been a particularly humid day and as many people had used the train and left the windows open many flies had gotten into the carriage.

As the man fell into a deeper sleep he lay still with his mouth open gently snoring. Suddenly a fly flew into his mouth and down his throat. Waking him suddenly he felt sick and stayed awake for the rest of journey.

As the days passed he forgot about the incindent but started to feel unwell.

Several weeks later a friend called to his flat to check if he was feeling any better as he had heard that he had not been into work. Entering his flat he was sickened by a terrible smell and on entering the mans lounge found him dead on the settee with a large hole in his chest and maggotts and flies swarming all over the room and his dead friends rotten corpse!

[Bojangles]

That would be a shitty way to die.