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I think this game is pretty straightforward, and should be pretty familiar for us horror fans; here's the gist
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There's a mean, choked growling sounds emanating from the woods!
...But it's just the cat ^_^
...But the cat is really infected with the rage virus and tries to lunge at your throat!!
...But before he can a rock falls from a nearby mountaintop, smashing it ^_^
...There's a crazy mountain man chucking rocks from a nearby mountaintop!!!
...Continue this tale of terror...
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
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... But a friend of mine named Johnny Ray kills it and skins it.
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...But the cat belonged to a local backwoods family man who now desires vengeance!!
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
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.... Johnny Ray is gay so he buttsecks him all the way home
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But the buttsecks caught the attention of Jason, and we know what he thinks about people screwing in his woods...
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
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... Jason takes his machete and rams it up Johny's loose arsehole.
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But Johnny turns out to be a relative of Uncle Fester and just shocks Jason when impaled! (Negative then positive, negative then positive X) )
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
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