Hungry Snake

[Psycho Stitch]

There was a couple from Florida who owned a python. It was a very large snake and they've had it for a while so they did not put it in a cage and they let it be free in the house. The couple started to become concerned when the snake stopped eating. All the snake would do is lay around and occasionally it would slither onto their bed and stretch its body out.

They finally decided to take the snake to the veterinarian because it would not eat anything, even its favorite meals. They doctor did a thorough exam and turned to the couple and said: "You need to get rid of this snake immediately. It has been refusing his food because it's getting ready to eat you. When it stretches out he's measuring how tall you are and if he can fit you in his body."

[Friday The 13th]

eww damn