02-26-2009, 06:44 AM
Bojangles Wrote:No one is going to give me a pet tiger?
Wish granted.
You get your pet Tiger, but it eats your ass, then it eats your whole family!.
I wish I had magical powers! muahahah!
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 Wish granted. You get your pet Tiger, but it eats your ass, then it eats your whole family!. I wish I had magical powers! muahahah! 
07-22-2009, 06:53 PM
wish granted
 exdev:your magical powers include a non-controlable ability to fart flames or sweat rancid kool-aid I wish I had a dvd library full of the classics of horror 
07-22-2009, 06:58 PM
Granted. Those classics of horror include hundreds of the worn-out, public-domain barebones editions of Night of the Living Dead, The Phantom of the Opera, Nosferatu, the recreated-with-stills London After Midnight, and a few others readily available on Alpha Video, Mill Creek boxsets, and everywhere else...
I wish I was less socially awkward 
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
07-22-2009, 07:20 PM
granted but your popularity comes at a cost - you are never alone in The Truman Show 2
I wish that I had a full-scale replica of the POTC's Black Pearl
08-22-2009, 05:15 PM
Granted you get the Black Pearl but 2 weeks later Pirates invade you and rape your whole family and take the Pearl back
I wish I had Lifetime tickets to any sporting event I wanted to go to
08-22-2009, 07:54 PM
Wish Granted. You get your wish, but on your first event a baseball hits you smack in the head and causes your brain to hemorrhage. Your DEAD.
 --- I wish I could have the 2010 Camaro. 
09-05-2009, 11:39 AM
Wish granted. However the car is so fast that it takes high above the earth. Unfortunately it runs out of gas and you come crashing down.
-- I wish I was a millionaire. ![[Image: gingersnaps_signature_bojan.gif]](http://www.talkhorror.com/signaturepics/gingersnaps_signature_bojan.gif)
09-06-2009, 12:17 AM
Wish Granted.
You get your million dollars, but you start getting an addiction to crack and coke! Your addicted just like Tony Montana! Eventually your world comes crashing down, as your shot down by a big black guy! -- I wish I had a pet Alien. 
10-27-2009, 08:25 PM
I wish I could meet Reggie from Phatasm
![[Image: psycho_stitch_phantasm.jpg]](http://www.talkhorror.com/signaturepics/psycho_stitch_phantasm.jpg)
10-27-2009, 09:50 PM
You meet Reggie the character because you have been transformed into a dwarf by The Tall Man; after mortally wounding Reg, he manages to gather the strength to blow you to pieces before dying himself
I wish Friday got her pet alien 
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
10-28-2009, 09:53 AM
Mr. Briggs Inc. Wrote:You meet Reggie the character because you have been transformed into a dwarf by The Tall Man; after mortally wounding Reg, he manages to gather the strength to blow you to pieces before dying himself lol yea... same here. I was totally forgot about... :reddisgust: 
01-23-2010, 12:00 PM
Wish granted you get your pet alien but it quickly becomes uncontrolable and anal probes you entirely too deep until you die from your organs exploding and blood spilling out of every orifice.
I wish that I could lose weight.
-Cat
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