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BojanglesRobert Pattinson is Allergic to Vagina
#21
Yea!
On my DVD I watched a deleted scene where Edward but smexes Jacob!
And that's how the WHOLE Team Edward, and Team Jacob started!
People were voting basically who should have been on bottom...
Sadly Edward was the one who received Jacobs masculine man meat... Laughing-satan
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#22
Here is the deleted pic of the scene
And even the lyrics to the song that was playing... Big Grin

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Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more

Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

Look into your heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all - I would sacrifice

Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

There's no love - like your love
And no other - could give more love
There's nowhere - unless you're there
All the time - all the way

Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you

Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
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#23
LOL You all need some help! lol
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#24
I bet he likes it when men pee inside of him.
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#25
Bojangles Wrote:I bet he likes it when men pee inside of him.

Actually there are some women out there that like their men to pee in them during sex. LOL seriously! YUK!
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#26
Bojangles Wrote:- Robert Pattinson

Faggot. Discuss.

Thats just sad, wouldnt that just realy suck if we were all actually allergic would be like hell no give me a bottle of benedryl and i be good to go lol
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#27
Lilith Wrote:Actually there are some women out there that like their men to pee in them during sex. LOL seriously! YUK!

that is sick lol!
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#28
Friday The 13th Wrote:that is sick lol!

LOL yeah i know...i dont see how that is healthy. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#29
actually pee has an enzyme that kills sea urchin poison, so it actually can be healthy. I myself think it is disgusting to get peed on, for sexual pleasure, I prefer to get blindfolded and tied up, very passionate.


Maybe I just like the feeling of a woman tying me up and having her way with me.
Out running a killer is like out running a bear, you don't have to run just have a friend that is slower than you!
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#30
Maxx88 Wrote:actually pee has an enzyme that kills sea urchin poison, so it actually can be healthy. I myself think it is disgusting to get peed on, for sexual pleasure, I prefer to get blindfolded and tied up, very passionate.


Maybe I just like the feeling of a woman tying me up and having her way with me.

Yeah i knew about the enzyme thing. But i just still dont see how that is healthy to be doing that up in a woman. lol But i agree, i dont like that whole peeing deal for sexual pleasure ick! I prefer to be seduced, tied up, teased and anything else along those lines. But no pissin n shittin. LOL
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#31
I do know of some guys who loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a woman to be on her period. They have pad and tampon fetishes. They love the smell. And they like to pull the tampons out with their teeth. They use it as body paint etc also. And im like OMFG EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ROFLMAO
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#32
I pissed in a water balloon and rammed it into a woman's vagina one time. After that, I punched her in the pussy with a socker bopper and watched the fireworks!


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#33
ROFL!Confusedlimerrrr:Confusedlimerrrr:Confusedlimerrrr:Confusedlimerrrr:Confusedlimerrrr:Confusedlimerrrr:Confusedlimerrrr:
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#34
No one can say that wouldn't be amazing. In other news, I hear that Robert Pattinson loves getting fisted in his asshole. He especially loves it when the person inserts their fist, and then opens their hand up.
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#35
OMG wonder if he likes it when it prolapses? lol
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#36
LMAO
Out running a killer is like out running a bear, you don't have to run just have a friend that is slower than you!
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#37
He loves nothing more than seeing the insides of his asshole fall out.
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#38
In other news, Kristen Stewart is also a whore.
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#39
ROFL
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#40
hahahah ewwwww
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