The Period DVD ROFLMAO!

[gore]

Yea "Don't be a Douche, puff on the cooch".

[FreddysFingers]

Puffing on a cooch sounds like it would hurt.

[Lilith]

Nothing like puffin on the cooch! ROFLMAO!

[gore]

Well when you take a hit from a Cigarette, it's called puffing when really you're just sucking on it, so, put 2 and 2 together, and you have at least a good hour of entertainment.

I don't hear complaints. I can play Bass with my Tongue. (I mean the strumming / plucking part, not that pussy fret board stuff Kim from Nekromantix does).

[Lilith]

I wonder if i should mention my tongue talents?!!!?!?!?!?! :drool5::drool::drool5::drool: LOL

[FreddysFingers]

Perhaps you should...... exdev:

[Lilith]

Perhaps you should...... exdev:

I might get banned LOL

[FreddysFingers]

Describe it using a series of metaphors. J/K

[Lilith]

Describe it using a series of metaphors. J/K

LOL You are naughty! lol

[gore]

I might get banned LOL

Quit being a pussy! The only people here who can ban you are my friends, you won't be going anywhere.

You're also the first girl who hasn't commented on my little "Ability" lol. And if you're wondering how the fuck I came up with that, welllllll:

I started playing Bass when I was about.... I don't know. It was like 10 years ago, so like 17 - 18 (I'm currently 27 years old) and I was learning how to play, and watching porn like every other not getting laid teenager, and thought "Wait a minute!!!!! I could.... Hmm I wonder if it works..." and I started hitting some notes on the frets, and strumming with my Tongue.

I'm proud to say I played TWO songs, and that it didn't hurt at all. So, to do tongue work outs because sometimes I like eating at the Restaurant down the street, I started trying OTHER Bass techniques with my Tongue...

I got my Tongue to do the stuff like Slap and Pop and called it a day. If I can do Slap and Pop with my Tongue, that's awesome! (Slap and Pop in case you don't play, is when you usually take a finger and pull the string away from the Bass, and then, it eventually will not give anymore and slam down on the Frets and make a sound like Mudvayne does in the song Dig).

Mudvayne does a lot of Slap and Pop, and the Pop is the sound of the Bass Strings hitting the wood and making a vibration very harshly, which sounds amazing, and the slap part, is basically just that; Slapping the Strings.

I can do both without using my hands My Wife thinks it's great too

[Lilith]

Quit being a pussy! The only people here who can ban you are my friends, you won't be going anywhere.

You're also the first girl who hasn't commented on my little "Ability" lol. And if you're wondering how the fuck I came up with that, welllllll:

I started playing Bass when I was about.... I don't know. It was like 10 years ago, so like 17 - 18 (I'm currently 27 years old) and I was learning how to play, and watching porn like every other not getting laid teenager, and thought "Wait a minute!!!!! I could.... Hmm I wonder if it works..." and I started hitting some notes on the frets, and strumming with my Tongue.

I'm proud to say I played TWO songs, and that it didn't hurt at all. So, to do tongue work outs because sometimes I like eating at the Restaurant down the street, I started trying OTHER Bass techniques with my Tongue...

I got my Tongue to do the stuff like Slap and Pop and called it a day. If I can do Slap and Pop with my Tongue, that's awesome! (Slap and Pop in case you don't play, is when you usually take a finger and pull the string away from the Bass, and then, it eventually will not give anymore and slam down on the Frets and make a sound like Mudvayne does in the song Dig).

Mudvayne does a lot of Slap and Pop, and the Pop is the sound of the Bass Strings hitting the wood and making a vibration very harshly, which sounds amazing, and the slap part, is basically just that; Slapping the Strings.

I can do both without using my hands My Wife thinks it's great too

LOL if you was a chick i probably would have commented on your tongue abilities :p

[gore]

Hey, news flash, it's not 1950, don't be sexist!

I reply the same when someone says "Chivalry is dead", which I reply with "Yea, the Woman's Movements in the 60s killed it" lol.

"Ugh I can open the door myself"
"Ugh You don't need to hold the door for me, I CAN OPEN IT TOO I'm NOT just a WOMAN!"... lol.

I actually hold the door for people when I use one, and sometimes let people for in front of me. And for a Feminazi, that's like some insult.

[Lilith]

LOL i was not trying to be mean at all when i said that.

[gore]

Being that I have a bunch of bi / lesbian friends, it's not like I don't know what they think about men. Come to think of it, me not trying to get in their pants and being more interested in their movie or CD collection is probably why I was OK to be around anyway.

[Lilith]

Being that I have a bunch of bi / lesbian friends, it's not like I don't know what they think about men. Come to think of it, me not trying to get in their pants and being more interested in their movie or CD collection is probably why I was OK to be around anyway.

LOL Well im not like most gay people. Most of the time i cant get along with my own community because we dont see eye to eye on things. I have plenty of male friends and treat them just as equally as the next. They respect me, i respect them and thats all it should be. I dont get why some lesbians are men haters anyway, unless they have went thru some terrible experiences like rape, then i can understand it. But for them to just go along with the stereotype and act accordingly is BS. I dont get along with other gay women for this reason. And they dont understand how i can be so friendly with guys. Oh well, lol. I get hated on because i dont sport the rainbow flag also. Why do i need to? Str8 people dont sport a special flag, why do i need to? I dont hide who i am. I just dont talk about it or announce it. Why do i need to? Is what i say to them. If i was ashamed i wouldnt talk about my partner or be seen with her etc either. So i dont know what their problems are, lol and i really dont care. LOL I am the black sheep...lol

[gore]

You should listen to "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type-O-Negative.

And the man hater Lesbians are annoying as shit, they're all like "I don't need your penis, what can you do that I can't huh asshole?" And I'm all like "Piss standing up and kill the fucking spider that has your ass on a chair screaming, now shut up". LOL.

[Lilith]

You should listen to "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type-O-Negative.

And the man hater Lesbians are annoying as shit, they're all like "I don't need your penis, what can you do that I can't huh asshole?" And I'm all like "Piss standing up and kill the fucking spider that has your ass on a chair screaming, now shut up". LOL.

LOL, i dont talk like that unless i come across a guy thats being a total asshole, like, i hate it when guys say shit like, "i can convert you", "you just need a good dick", "can i watch" theres plenty other stupid shit they say. Me and Ruby was offered $1000.00 once for a guy to watch. Turned it down. We arent like that. Assholes.

[gore]

I bet I can tell you the secret as to why men LOVE watching Lesbians:

When watching Porn, it's not exactly great watching a dick flop around, or some dude's ass. Kind of kills the moment.... But with a Lesbian, a guy has what they want to crank to (Boobs / Vagina / Booty) without the problem of looking at a wang... And of course, there are twice the boobies, twice the Clam, twice the ass. All without the Wiener.

LOL.... I would SO not pay money for a girl to get naked around me lol.

[FreddysFingers]

I was never interested in lesbian porn. It was too weird. Even regular porn is too weird because I feel like I am spying in on a bunch of strangers. It makes me feel like a dirty old peeping Tom.

[gore]

Well, if you're watching it through a Window with a Ski mask on, yea, you're fucked up, lol... But on a TV with people getting paid to be laid? They know people are going to watch it and spoog all over.