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05-26-2011, 06:43 AM
Greetings and salutations fellow lifeforms. I have been summoned here by the illustrious DragonBlues for a non-stop party and so here I be like the well trained lapdog that I am. I am looking forward to peeking around the place and poking my nose where it doesn't belong. No worries, I brought my own towel, just in case.
05-26-2011, 06:48 AM
I just love that you were smart enough to bring a towel. *pounces on the Sobies* Welcome, my friend. It is good of you to join me. I only have two cautions before you begin your sojourn:
1) Always... no, no.... NEVER drink anything Mr. Briggs gives you to drink until you've had it tasted by Bojangles first.  2) Beware of wandering cocks. Those things are EVERYWHERE so you never know when you might be clobbered by one. That is all. Proceed. 
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
![[Image: myspace_scary_icons_05.gif]](http://www.easyfreeavatars.com/avatars/scary/myspace_scary_icons_05.gif){kind=icon} Kaptara!
05-26-2011, 07:11 AM
*returns all affections wholeheartedly* Thanks for the invite!
Drive-by clobbering by wandering cocks? Really? I'm not sure how I feel about that. Titillation wars with wariness. One never knows where a wandering cock has been, afterall. Is there someone in charge of keeping such vermin under control? I'm not sure if I'm up to date on all of my shots. I shall endeavor to be most vigilant of my surroundings, just to be safe. Thanks for the warning. 
05-26-2011, 07:30 PM
Welcome to TalkHorror. We're glad to have you and luck for you, Dragon has already filled you in about Mr. Briggs. Try not too much too much noise -- Briggs hates noise. :nopity:
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05-26-2011, 08:42 PM
Quote:Is there someone in charge of keeping such vermin under control? The funny thing is... Bojangles is both in charge, AND the one with the violent and slutty cock, so... No luck, babe. It's every man for himself as far as that thing goes. And never listen to anything Bo says about Briggs... or anything Briggs says about Bo. They're locked in a epic battle to the death, the real prize for which is not merely life, but supremacy over the minds of the members of TH. So neither can be fully trusted. :club:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
05-28-2011, 01:49 AM
So really I should make as much noise as possible while laying low due to the risk of spontaneous cock bludgeoning. Got it. Pass the popcorn. :popcorn2:
05-28-2011, 08:26 PM
Welcome! Welcome! It's nice to see a new face that isn't a spammer here on the big TH. Think of Talk Horror like a massive ship that was once used to pillage and plunder islands back in the 1700's. But since then, our ship has become a dinghy.
Our executioner is Briggs but he likes to "sleep stalk" so if you wake up and you see him running at you with a knife or a mace, he's unaware of this so it's best to snap your fingers twice to wake him up. Or throw Bo at him.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
05-28-2011, 09:30 PM
Oh, oh, oh!!! Can we just throw Bo at him anyway?! PLEASE!!!!
I just want to see what will happen...
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
05-29-2011, 02:37 AM
Yes!
You see, Sobriquet, Bo is our own personal crash-car dummy.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
05-29-2011, 05:26 AM
Hissssss.........
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
05-29-2011, 06:01 PM
Quote:Yes!   mash: --------------->  Quote:Hissssss......... Awwww... don't be mad, Briggs! You know we love you! :lovey:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
05-30-2011, 01:54 AM
We're going off tangent?
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
05-30-2011, 02:15 AM
WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
05-30-2011, 05:42 AM
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4[/ame]
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
05-30-2011, 04:29 PM
Bojangles Wrote:1....2... Briggs is coming for you That's classic!
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
05-30-2011, 04:58 PM
3..4 better lock the door
5-6 grab your crusafix 7..8 stay up late 9 -10 never go to sleep again Welcome to TH! better late than never to extend greetings to a new member of the site! 
06-02-2011, 10:03 PM
DragonBlues Wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4 Embedding is disabled. FUCK!
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