An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner

[FreddysFingers]

The fro IS Rielly. If he got rid of it all his magical Rielly powers will disappear. That's like stripping Thor of his hammer, taking away Green Lantern's magical ring, bankrupting Bruce Wayne or pulling the wings off a fly.

[DragonBlues]

But it's ALSO what makes him RIDICULOUS! Which leads us back to the point that I CANNOT take him seriously. LOL

[Sobriquet]

And here is where I admit I have NO idea who you two are talking about?

[DragonBlues]

I'm just enjoying the fact that that is a question, Sobers...

[FreddysFingers]

But it's ALSO what makes him RIDICULOUS! Which leads us back to the point that I CANNOT take him seriously. LOL

Would you dare to point and laugh at Napoleon because of his height? No! Because he would relentlessly cuts your legs off, eat your skin, sell your dead body to necrophiliacs and make a cape out of your hair. The same thing will happen when you mock John C. Reilly. amurai:

[DragonBlues]

Napoleon Bonaparte being "ridiculously" short is actually nothing more than perpetuated British propaganda. He was in actuality 5'7". My Dad is only 5'4". I am only 5'3". Why would I make fun of short people? People with ridiculously poofy red curly hair are so funny that that is what we make clown wigs look like. Your argument really makes no sense, Freddy—even if your conceived threats are pretty damn funny.

exdev:

[Sobriquet]

It's always a question around here with flying cocks and poo flamers.

[FreddysFingers]

Flying cocks, eh? Sounds like a hovercraft that had a major design issue.

[DragonBlues]

Or the perfect design... It really is all about one's perspective, isn't it? exdev:

[FreddysFingers]

Can you imagine how tickle pink some people would be if they saw hoards and swarms of flying cocks? Little beaks on the tip of the head, wings along the shaft and little crow feet where the scrot-sack would be. It would be a waking nightmare.

[Creamy Goodness]

Tickled pink? Come on, man...

[Mfish618]

Can you imagine how tickle pink some people would be if they saw hoards and swarms of flying cocks? Little beaks on the tip of the head, wings along the shaft and little crow feet where the scrot-sack would be. It would be a waking nightmare.

You seem to have a crystal clear mental image of this scenario. You know, you're digging that hole deeper and deeper.....opps, forgive me. I said hole.:ack2:

[FreddysFingers]

Fish if you know me, I over think everything and project crystal clear images of any type of scenario. She could have said flying vaginas or clitoris bombs and I would have run with it. :pirate:

[Mfish618]

She could have said flying vaginas or clitoris bombs and I would have run with it. :pirate:

I just don't think that's true........:kick:

[DragonBlues]

I know who would be tickled pink. Didn't the Greeks use winged phallus statuary for fertility rituals and celebrations for Dionysus?

[FreddysFingers]

Not sure. I never studied the Greeks.

[DragonBlues]

Oh, no. I'm sure. It was a hypothetical question. LOL

[Sobriquet]

Winged Phallus! We still need to buy one of those from him, sis!

[DragonBlues]

No. I really have NONE need for a winged phallus to wear around my neck. I love cock. But feel no desire to deify it. At all.

[FreddysFingers]

Winged Phallus sounds like an ancient Mesopotamian/Sumerian god.