Would You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Evil Bong]

[COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="3"]If the bodies of the recently dead returned to life, and started attacking the living today, would you survive?

-How much food & water do you have?
-Do you have any weapons to destroy the brains of the undead?
-Could you kill someone you know if they returned to life?
-Is the place you are currently living at zombie proof? Could you board it up to keep out the undead?
-Is your vehicle safe enouf to make it thru a city of the undead to get to help if you need it?
-Would you join a local militia, like in Night of the Living Dead, and rid your community of the walking dead?
-How long would the power, water, and cell phone service last?
-These are the things that I worry about every day

-On a side note would the peoples of the UK survive, seeing that they are not as well armed as we Americans. Being that they are a liberal country, they would probilly call them the livenly impaired, and give them rites and assistance.:zombie-1::tombstone:

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[Scarecrow]

Well there is a grocery store right across from my place. I think would I last a month.

[mytee]

it depends on who Id have to drag along with me I could survive on my own or just with my daughter though

[Oldman]

Why would you want to survive in a messed up world like that.

[Fangenstein]

I think I would definitely survive... I live in house in a small country village... Not many people about 1000 all in I guess.
I would save the local hottie.... Kill my way to and raid the local shop. Kill my way back to the house....Board us both in until the Americans come save us

[Dr. Briggs]

I'd imagine the army would tackle the problem pretty quickly, provided zombies would be as slow and easy to kill as in the Romero series. Most ghouls would be too weak to claw themselves out of 6 feet of Earth or even stone mausoleums, leaving a few waves of about 40,000 daily to take care of (not including those who die of head wounds) before cremation becomes mandatory.

Plus, this being real life and not a fictional scenario engineered for maximum bleakness, a cure might even be found!

[mytee]

Why would you want to survive in a messed up world like that.

Because I have a 15 year old daughter who deserves to live....and the thought of being devoured alive is must decididly unpleasant....and becuse Im Mytee stubborn

[Evil Bong]

[SIZE="3"]Its going to happen soon, I predict 11-11-11. So that might give you some time to stalk up on ammo, Food & water. For our brothers & sisters across the pond, Baseball bats and Cricket bats will have to do.[/SIZE]

[mytee]

At least a baseball bat wont run out of ammo -Cracked.com had a thing awhile back 7 scientific reasons the zombie apocolypse cant happen -but there are more things in heaven and earth Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy

[Sobriquet]

I know as an american, I already have the arsenal to double tap ... a LOT. And if we run out of bullets... a shotgun or rifle makes a great bat.

[Evil Bong]

At least a baseball bat wont run out of ammo -Cracked.com had a thing awhile back 7 scientific reasons the zombie apocolypse cant happen -but there are more things in heaven and earth Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy

[COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="3"]This is reason enouf for it to happen

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[Fangenstein]

[SIZE="3"]Its going to happen soon, I predict 11-11-11. So that might give you some time to stalk up on ammo, Food & water. For our brothers & sisters across the pond, Baseball bats and Cricket bats will have to do.[/SIZE]

We in Ireland have the 'Hurl'.... Its long been used to ward off would be attackers and the occasional burglar who might roam onto your property
Used with the correct leverage it might come in useful against our brain munching nemesis.

[mytee]

I know as an american, I already have the arsenal to double tap ... a LOT. And if we run out of bullets... a shotgun or rifle makes a great bat.

sure does!!!

[MR.Torrance]

Screw the whole join the militia thing, there's always some dumbass that does something stupid and gets people killed!
:zombiekick:

[mytee]

I agree in any situation 95% of the people will do the stupidest thing possible

[Mfish618]

[COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="3"]If the bodies of the recently dead returned to life, and started attacking the living today, would you survive?



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[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]WOULD YOU SURVIVE A ''BLANKET PARTY'' IN LOCKDOWN?

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[Oldman]

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[Evil Bong]

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]WOULD YOU SURVIVE A ''BLANKET PARTY'' IN LOCKDOWN?

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[SIZE="3"]I highly doubt thattarwars:[/SIZE]

[swazzy]

forget cricket bats ill unleash my samuri swords on those undead mo fos choppin and slicin through limbs to the nearest sports shop.........u gona need nice new trainers to keep on ur toes as well as lookin goooooood hahahahahahaha

[mrblue]

i would lock myself in a grocery store for a few days and any survirors who broke in would get to meet my basebat to the back of the dead. Eventually stock up on bodies and use them as bait to get away from the zombies.