Jennifer's Body

[Rosemary's Baby]

[COLOR="Cyan"]We saw it last night. Save your $8.50 and rent. Lance Henrikson is in it for like 2 minutes, if that. Megan Fox plays Megan Fox. The story line was weak. As a fan of Cody's, I was disappointed. The fire at the beginning led nowhere. The whole thing was contrived. Like a puzzle with half of it's pieces ignored. Holes everywhere. It has the possibility of being so much more, and for whatever reason, they didn't do it. Not to mention, there was so much bad lingo it wasn't even funny. "Are you getting a wetty?" WTF? "You are so jello. Green jello." Dude, by the time you say "jello" you might as well say "jealous" so that all of us old foggies understand.
Yes, Megan Fox is beautiful. But, there are at least a million more girls just as pretty, but without the attitude problem. She is getting famous playing herself, sorta like Nic Cage. In the first Transformers, she seemed nice, like the girl next door. Now, she just seems like a bitch.
All in all, I wish we would have watched something else, anything else. A waste of a perfectly good date night. At least Loki and I got to sit around afterward and bitch about it.[/COLOR]