Lesbian Jokes
12-11-2009, 06:10 AM
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
Two lesbians were observing a heterosexual couple making whoopie. They turned to each other and said, "Isn't that queer?"
“A woman goes to the gynaecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, 'Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygienic?' The woman responds, 'I have a woman in twice a week.”
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
Two lesbians were observing a heterosexual couple making whoopie. They turned to each other and said, "Isn't that queer?"
“A woman goes to the gynaecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, 'Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygienic?' The woman responds, 'I have a woman in twice a week.”
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