Check out this Freddy Glove I bought.

[CarolinePar]

I want to walk around the city sporting a Freddy Glove just to see what people would say.

what's worse than a vampire with a toothache?
JAWS with a sore throat



Actually the last person I saw like that was using it in a Chinese buffet, insisted "it was easier than using the other utensils combined"

then I rellized only one of the *blades* was actually sharper than a butterknife

- still....