04-07-2010, 11:34 PM
My Wife would KILL ME. That and I once.... OK story time:
Years ago, I used to go on this IRC channel a lot, and a lot of the people in there were really good online friends. We'd call and talk to each other, visit, stuff like that. Well, one day, my friend Tim, was being a dumb ass, and I basically took a camera and pulled out the friend who always wants to play. I took a picture of it, and sent him an email like "Hey man! I found a GREAT Wall Paper for you!!!!" and sent it to him. Basically "Hey look make this your wall paper on your desktop" and once he opened it, he was like "DUDE! WTF!" and got me back.... By sending it to EVERY one of our friends....
I admit, it was great hearing basically every girl we knew saying how that was a great fucking picture, and I got some MAJOR compliments on overall shape, Size, and the fact that it looked nice I guess (Not curved and all deformed like)....But at the same time I had to try and explain to the girl I was dating at the time that "Oh, um, those girls call me Beer Can now because ummm.... I'm a drunk???".... That didn't work because I rarely drink, and she found out that three girls calling me Beer can was because, well, there isn't really any other way to put this; I got some fucking GIRTH! LOL...
Last time I talked to one of them, they still called me Tree boy. I don't think his plan of "getting me back" involved his GF, his GFs Cousin, their Best friends, and most of our friends, all hitting on me for like 5 years lol.
Years ago, I used to go on this IRC channel a lot, and a lot of the people in there were really good online friends. We'd call and talk to each other, visit, stuff like that. Well, one day, my friend Tim, was being a dumb ass, and I basically took a camera and pulled out the friend who always wants to play. I took a picture of it, and sent him an email like "Hey man! I found a GREAT Wall Paper for you!!!!" and sent it to him. Basically "Hey look make this your wall paper on your desktop" and once he opened it, he was like "DUDE! WTF!" and got me back.... By sending it to EVERY one of our friends....
I admit, it was great hearing basically every girl we knew saying how that was a great fucking picture, and I got some MAJOR compliments on overall shape, Size, and the fact that it looked nice I guess (Not curved and all deformed like)....But at the same time I had to try and explain to the girl I was dating at the time that "Oh, um, those girls call me Beer Can now because ummm.... I'm a drunk???".... That didn't work because I rarely drink, and she found out that three girls calling me Beer can was because, well, there isn't really any other way to put this; I got some fucking GIRTH! LOL...
Last time I talked to one of them, they still called me Tree boy. I don't think his plan of "getting me back" involved his GF, his GFs Cousin, their Best friends, and most of our friends, all hitting on me for like 5 years lol.
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The kite string pops, I'm swallowed whole by the sky,
We smoke the bones of Baby Dolls.
The kite string pops, I'm swallowed whole by the sky,
We smoke the bones of Baby Dolls.


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