The Period DVD ROFLMAO!

[Lilith]

Quit being a pussy! The only people here who can ban you are my friends, you won't be going anywhere.

You're also the first girl who hasn't commented on my little "Ability" lol. And if you're wondering how the fuck I came up with that, welllllll:

I started playing Bass when I was about.... I don't know. It was like 10 years ago, so like 17 - 18 (I'm currently 27 years old) and I was learning how to play, and watching porn like every other not getting laid teenager, and thought "Wait a minute!!!!! I could.... Hmm I wonder if it works..." and I started hitting some notes on the frets, and strumming with my Tongue.

I'm proud to say I played TWO songs, and that it didn't hurt at all. So, to do tongue work outs because sometimes I like eating at the Restaurant down the street, I started trying OTHER Bass techniques with my Tongue...

I got my Tongue to do the stuff like Slap and Pop and called it a day. If I can do Slap and Pop with my Tongue, that's awesome! (Slap and Pop in case you don't play, is when you usually take a finger and pull the string away from the Bass, and then, it eventually will not give anymore and slam down on the Frets and make a sound like Mudvayne does in the song Dig).

Mudvayne does a lot of Slap and Pop, and the Pop is the sound of the Bass Strings hitting the wood and making a vibration very harshly, which sounds amazing, and the slap part, is basically just that; Slapping the Strings.

I can do both without using my hands My Wife thinks it's great too

LOL if you was a chick i probably would have commented on your tongue abilities :p