Make a Wish

[Bojangles]

Wish granted. You're sitting inside of your house playing Left 4 Dead, out of no where a big explosion can be heard. Your house shakes and you've temporarily lost hearing in your ears from the sound of the explosion. All you can hear is a faint ringing noise, just enough to annoy you. You make your way outside to see what's going on. Suddenly, you realize that your whole town is infested with zombies. You see people run for their houses, run for their cars and doing anything for defense against this plague of zombies. You marvel in the madness. You walk to the center of the road and lay down, offering yourself to the zombies. You are ready to join their ranks. The sun beams into your eyes, all you can do is take quick glimpses, everytime you open your eyes you can see the zombies getting closer. You're about to live your dream of being undead.

The zombies are so close you can almost feel their teeth biting at you. You open your eyes to take one last look and **SPLAT**. An SUV runs you over and all the zombies around you. You couldn't even see, or hear it coming. Hell, they never even saw you. You were practically surrounded by zombies. Game Over.

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