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[FreddysFingers]

To me, it's like hearing, "Rick, today when you wake up your toaster will get caught on fire. When you take a shower the water will burn a layer of skin off. After brushing your teeth, which incidentally has cavities, you'll end up getting hit by a car. On the way to the hospital the paramedics will give you the wrong amount of medicine and slip you in a coma. While in a coma the doctors will play cruel, rude, sexual and demeaning jokes about you both verbally and physically. When you finally do get out of the coma of 20 years, your parents will be dead and your apartment was sold to somebody else."

Just one tragedy after the other.